Please enjoy the following write up from our boy @dward39 for your hump day motivation: “Dude, I’m sending this picture and caption to my work computer, so I can convert it to the secret side and post it in the JOC tomorrow after the battle captains turn over. We need a little spark of life in there and yours truest thinks this is just the ticket. “Attention in the JOC warfighters... significant Ops in the next 24 including laying waste to ISIS dick heads and deriving motivation from this image and caption that I have decide is more important than our coalition chat boards on the furthest right screen. Direct your attention that way, and then be prepared to instinctively stand the fuck up rep out a set of 30 push ups, high five your fellow Marine/Sailor/Solider/Australian/UK dude/ Spaniard/Canadian, etc. , throw a lip in that would give Shamoo a light head, and let’s get to fucking work. Capt Ed is Fucking out until further notice. If you need me I’ll be at the prison gym with my shirt off, trying to lift heavy objects (including my balls).”
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This is what it feels like to put aftershave on a freshly shaved ballsack while ripping a line in the back of a greasy, Nebraska Hooters in the middle of spring.