Who wants to touch my #heiney? I’d say you could play with it, but right now it’s a little full, what with the federal and provincial governments shoving their fists right up in there. However, you can join me for a #Heineken. Oh, what? You thought my heiney was my beer? Oh, no, no you dirty fuckers. My heiny is my ass, which is being fisted by the government as we speak.