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My face when I'm taking your words with a massive pinch of salt...
#whatever #yeahyeahyeah #ismellbullshit #dreamon #fuckwit #bornyesterday #beammeupscotty


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Never been so true.


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When the driller calls and says he has “half load of tooling”. #ismellbullshit #anchortrucking


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Nope...I can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me! 😂
Sorry folks...but not everyone loves my honesty. Besides...if I went to hell...Satan wouldn't know what to do with me! I'm in one of those moods...and I can assure you...the devil DIDN'T make me do it! 😘
#unconventionalphilosopher #nopeicantgotohell #satanstillhasarestrainingorderagainstme #sorryfolks #noteveryonelovesmyhonesty #satanwouldntknowwhattodowithme #oneofthosemoods #thedevildidntmakemedoit #iwontrepent #sorrynotsorry #truth #myfaceneedsdeliverance #sincerity #honesty #theycallmeawitch #witchyways #sigh #moralphilosophy #moralphilosopher #moralofthestory #dontlie #thisaintnomoralparticularism #iseeyou #ismellbullshit


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So this is me taking directions. I used to be worse. If there was a picture for it you’d see me from my back cuz I’d be walking away. I’ve improved. 🥰#Ismellbullshit #tuesdaytiff #gowiththeflow #blackandwhite


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Hey kids! I'd you lie hard enough about something, if you're right or wrong you get a book written about your lie!!!!!
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#ismellbullshit #warrenlied #pochahontasmyass #maga


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Join us on the 11th December if you wish to cut through your relationship bullshit.

Tickets link in my profile.

#freedomandconnection


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I won’t let people walk on me anymore. I won’t let others being an asshole to me slide. I spent to long dealing with it and I’m over it. I’m calling everyone on their bullshit. #standupforyourself #callthemout #ismellbullshit #truth #imagrownasswoman


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I started off #Inktober2018 poorly - I got day 1 done by around the 4th! But since then, my efforts have waned moreso and it left me having to do a mad scramble for the finishing line! But I've done it, twenty minutes later and here it is. Bear with me, it's a cheeky little amalgamation piece - it has EVERY prompt from all 31 days in there, somewhat tenuously, somewhere..: 1. Poisonous - see bottle of poison
2. Tranquil - it's set on a beach (see Lego-inspired palm tree sketch 😄)
3. Roasted - the sun is blazing down
4. Spell - the witch (on the left) is busy brewing up trouble
5. Chicken - see boiling cauldron
6. Drooling - you'll have to really zoom in on the witch's face 😉
7. Exhausted - the witch is taking a breather
8. Star - in the sky
9. Precious - the witch loves her hat
10. Flowing - the tide ebbs and flows
11. Cruel - the chicken in the cauldron
12. Whale - see the sea
13. Guarded - the witch is giving nothing away
14. Clock - the witch is wearing a watch
15. Weak - see resting witch
16. Angular - see lightning bolts
17. Swollen - see witch's ankles
18. Bottle - see bottle of poision
19. Scorched - ref: the sun again
20. Breakable - the bottle
21. Drain - something about rivers draining into the sea!😇
22. Expensive - spells aren't cheap to cast
23. Muddy - it's based on Weston-super-Mare's beach, which is renowned for its glorious mud!
24. Chop -
25. Prickly - see the hedghogs!
26. Stretch - I'm stretching the truth here by claiming this has all the elements of #Inktober 😄
27. Thunder - stormclouds
28. Gift - the poison was a gift to the witch
29. Double - there are two hedgehogs
30. Jolt - the lightning have the witch a sever jolt!
31. Slice - she had some cake earlier 😉

#inktober2018 #ismellbullshit #alwaysleaveituntilthelastminute #jakeparker #ink #blue #numbers #illustration #sketch #quicksketch #Stabilo #dontmindme


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Oh go ahead do lie to me .... I can see through YOU even before you speak, I just wanted to see how far you will go. #nofakezone #ismellbullshit #amuse


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I’ll take democrat’s October surprise for $500 please....
#ismellbullshit


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The Duke Of York messaged me today, what a privilege #really #sureyouare #privileged #ismellbullshit #dukeofyork #royalwedding #liarliarpantsonfire


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SNFf 🦊👃💨 #fox #sketch


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The distrust comes outta my pores tho.😂😂😂 #trustissues #ismellbullshit #imtrying #myreflection


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When all you see, hear and deal with is straight bullshit. Today cant end any quicker. #callithowiseeit #ismellbullshit


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Do love the bullshit on Facebook 🙊
#facebook #braggers #ismellbullshit


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Found a lovely love story under a desk today at work lucky jez, don't know how he had the time to write the story #jez #luckyjez #lovestory #hiddenstory #hiddenmeasage #strangepeople #thethingssomepeopledo #ismellbullshit


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Happy 17th birthday to my headache of a sister 🎉🎉🎉👳🏿‍♀️ I will always love you 😘❤️❤️ #ismellbullshit 😂 #B2


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If you aren’t following @carbytobarbie then why the f&ck not? She’s calling out all those BS ‘influencers’ who have lost their weight through following a diet plan that has created a calorie deficit but now spend most of their time flogging #skinnycoffee or spice kits to buy their Gucci 😂😂 Don’t be fooled, weight loss takes time and dedication. No coffee or pill will help you!! Most of their followers are bought (not sure why the companies don’t see this???) and not one ounce of skinny coffee or detox tea helped them lose weight! #dontbefooled #ismellbullshit #caloriedeficit #coffeedoesntmakeyouskinny


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I’d rather be completely exhausted from the hard times which breed success than stop for a second and have any regrets... The only person I ever hold responsible is myself
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#hatersgonhate #notimeforfake #ismellbullshit


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Needs some work, but I almost got it. #goal #ismellbullshit #lovecollage #thinkaboutit #politics


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People on social media can paint their life’s out to be something from a fairy tale. When really we all know the person behind the pictures! You do you with what ever makes you happy, but to brag to make yourself feel better is just sadness and shows how unhappy you really are as a person. I drink to being grateful and always doing what is best FOR ME! 🙌🏻 #hatersgonnahate #drink #wannabe #weallknowsomeone #doyou #raiseaglass #funny #ismellbullshit


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Drink that much and never blackout!? C’mon, bro! #stopkavanaugh #bitchassnigga #brettkavanaugh #ismellbullshit


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