Very few people are aware of the origin of Mrs. Claus. Through a manipulation of the media, she is thought to be an older, plump woman with snow white hair and a cheerful disposition. In reality, she is a young, attractive, immortal woman who has killed countless people throughout her long life. Nobody knows her real name but she has gone by Mary, Jessica, Annalina, Rebecca, Layla, Helga, and Martha, although it is highly speculated that she might very well be Athena, the Greek goddess of war. Some recently discovered documents have uncovered that she used to be a former highly-trained assassin for the KGB and may have played a part in the JFK assassination. For at least a thousand years she has played the part of Mrs. Claus, which is a cover that she uses to distract people from her true identity. It is also speculated that Santa himself may be Ares, the Greek god of war. The entire saga of Santa and Mrs. Claus is a calculated story that was put into place to cover up the true identities of these figures for unknown reasons, although it is thought to be the first in a series of steps in overtaking mankind and planting the seeds for a new race of godlike beings. It is even said that some of the elves have been planted in the power seats of various governments in order to orchestrate a takeover. Unconfirmed sources have said that Bill Clinton is in reality Zeus and that Donald Trump is Hades.