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Happy girl today 😊. Carl and I visited Bunny at work. Borrowed a book. Had a wander. Kids got gelato. I got a Frank Burger 🍔 and bought myself a treat. Even found a minute to get some rays and admire Luna 🌒. Also found this cool lounge outside the library. Had to leave it there as too heavy to lift and Channel 9 camera crew were in the vicinity 😮. May your day be totally excellent and may you also get to spend the kids lunch money on yourself 😄 #kyliesavidgepsychicmedium #badmum #naughtycookieeatingmonster #alsolovesburgers #camden #justkidding #camdennswaustralia #schoolholidays #nolunchmoneyleft #figandcassiscandlesarethebest #🤣


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Day13: ran out of gas 3x🤕🤒#badmum


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School holidays breakfast. Can’t beat McDonald’s. Made them walk there too 🤭🤭🤭🤭#badmum #breakfastout


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Why are you packing this bag Mother? Are we going on a trip? I’m coming with you... right?? 😢 #firsttimeapart


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Love my nightly sofa time with the boys... I vowed they’d never get on the sofas but when they snuggle in like this it’s so hard to say no 🤷‍♀️💙🐾 #snuggletime #sofadogs #badmum #theyarehappy #itsonlyasofa #myboys #myworld #dogsofinstagram #chocolatelab


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Love that I have a child that will eat and try new things! 👌💕 tho I had to tell a little lie and said the green herbs was in fact broccoli! 🤣🤣 #badmum #kids


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Bad mum moment!! I left it to the last minute to get teacher cards and gift bags! 😞 on the plus side I managed to get these birthday gift bags and plain cards, they not to obvious are they?? #badmum #busymum #itried #wondermami #mummyblogger #endofschoolyear #mumtoteenagers #mumbloggeruk #mumtoteenageboys #mumtoboys #mumtoteenagegirl #teachergifts #busyday #smallbusiness #howmany


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Pepper finally has a wheel she won’t fall off of 🙈🤷🏻‍♀️ #badmum #aph #hedgehog #pepper #africanpygmyhedgehog #carolinastormwheel #mintgreen #littlelove #vivarium #l4l #f4f


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Aw, I am so sorry baby girl. #badmum #guilty


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I’m excited! These are delicious. I love caramel. #excitmentoversweets #lollies #ilovethese #hidingthemfromthekids #mineallmine #badmum #notsharing


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First baby gets hartbeeps, baby raves, baby sensory... second baby gets a water bottle shake!! 😂😂😂 #diybabysensory #babysensory #secondchild #secondbaby #hesfascinated #badmum #motherhood #parenting


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How genius is this! Why pay for over priced shower gel when the #aldi equivalent looks and smells exactly the same.... #mumwin #badmum #lifehacks #mumblogs #mumofteens #aldi #lynx #aldivlynx #donttellthekids #needtoblockthemoninsta #instahacks #instagram #parenting #parentingwin #theyllneverknow #tryit #sneaky #sneakymum #allthehashtags


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I forgot it was crazy hair day today but I wasn’t the only Parent one of the wonderful teachers did her hair in lots of piggy tails now tomorrow is pj day I’m going to do my best not to forget that one! #mumof3 #modmum #badmum #weallforgetsometimes #mygirl #stillhapy #shedidntreallycare


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So it’s absolutely freezing in Ballarat today... I need to run some errands before I pick the kids up from school. Miss 3 wants to go in her pjs.. so I’m sitting here trying to decide if leaving her in her pjs to go to the shops makes me a good parent or a bad parent lol.. I mean it’s what she wants by am I just lazy giving in and not arguing with her 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #parenting #parenthood #mumlife #mum #kids #daughter #littlegirl #girl #pjs #goingout #goodmum #badmum #idontknow #imtorn #coldday #whatshewants


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One boy, a bucket of tradition, a backdrop and fresh air! THIS is how it should be.... Sat with friends in a restaurant on Sunday afternoon, I turned to my husband and snapped at him for being on his phone. This sparked the conversation of society today .... we all looked round and at least one person was on a phone at the every table. Couples having no conversation, kids engrossed! This picture speaks volumes for me. Don’t get me wrong he has his “gadgets” and has his fair share of technology time. Hands up and hanging my head in shame, when I need him distracted the tv or iPad is the easy go to distraction tool (#badmum). However it doesn’t stop me thinking sometimes, what is the future like for younger generations .... this scene could easily be the equivalent to tetris or #FarmVille. I know which scene I’d prefer to photograph and look back on as a memory. The icing on the cake for me here is - this was “daddy’s” bucket of plastic! #lego #armymen #farmanimals #recycling #toysthatstandthetestoftime #passingdownthroughgenerations #lego #countryside #freshair #letkidsbekids #mumofboys #mummyblogger #traditionaltoys #useyourimagination @netmums @mummypages @lego


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Now before you all start I know this is bad parenting 101.... but! It’s funny and kids aren’t perfect all the time, I just don’t know where she gets it from 😂😂😂 #badmum #toddlersgonewild


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There's some clotted cream in the house! This called for immediate baking (I hate scones and what else do I eat it with????!) and I had to harass the chicken for eggs as well as making a vegan version for the teenager (because what kind of mother would eat cake in front of their poor, deprived, vegan child?? A good mother!! One who's all about Tough Love!! Not me then...😂🎈)
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#squeezeachicken #chicken #pethen #petchicken #organic #freerangeeggs #organiceggs #backyard #backyardhens #baking #vegancake #freefrom #dairyfree #toughlove #badmum #badgirlsclub #veganbaking #ethicalfood #eatseasonal #happyhen #cake #sweetsformysweet #feeder #weightgain #allthecarbs #allthecalories #yum #chocolate #alternative #altlife


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When you find a stash the kids have so obviously forgot about.......! #badmum @onecrazyegg


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Letting Jack go on Hyperspace mountain was not one of my finest parenting moves! (It went all down hill after this photo 🙈) ((I can laugh about it now I know my kids not gunna have a heart attack 🤣😂))... Dans face in this makes me chuckle though!! #badmum #parentingfail #rollercoaster #disneyland #hyperspacemountain


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Any other #twinmums or #mums hide from their kids whilst they play in another room alone so you can have dinner in peace?
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Please say it’s not just me having a case of bad mum? 🤣
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Only thing this time is one twin has spotted my hiding place #gameover 🤣
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I also have to separate them so one is locked in the playpen as James is a bit of a menace/bully and doesn’t know how to play nice!
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(Please excuse the mess - we’re renovating!)
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#hidingfrommykids #hidingfrommychildren #dinnerinpeace #twins #twinboys #twinlifehacks #kidhacks #twinhacks #keepingmesane #badmum #dontcare #parentinghacks #parentinghacks101 #parentinghack #parenting101 #parenting


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Sitting minding my own business when I hear my 6yr old daughter ranting about something to her dad. Confused, I go to see what the fuss is all about when she shoves her dungarees my way and DEMANDS to know why I'm writing FATFACE on her clothes because "THATS NOT VERY NICE CALLING PEOPLE A FAT FACE!!!" 😂😂😂 #fatface #badmum #funnykid #institches


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I feel dreadful, there has been a death in the house and jingle mousey (one of Indy's favourites) is no more :-( #Cats #BadMum #IStoodOnIt #Oops #FirstToyKilledByMe :-/


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S N A P B A C K S | B A C K
Goes to party, gets drunk, finds visor, falls in love with it, refuses to take it off, takes it home. Finds daughter asleep in said visor this morning. She’s her Mama’s daughter that one 😂
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#parenting #wiw #wiwn #motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #daughters #daughtergoals #honestparenting #honestmotherhood #badmum #alrightforamum


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Oops ! How did that get into my bag !!! Sharing is caring ! #badmum #moscato #sweetlipsmoscato #wesoneededthis #soccermom #mumlife


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So tempting to give him a push! Get him back for constantly pretending to push me in the harbour when I watch the fish! #badmum #teenageboys #annoyingkids


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Lunch time 🙌 grilled chicken & salad. Slowly mastering the art of eating one handed. Hopefully I won't drop as much food on Kolton with more practice...sorry 🙊

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So angry with mum she tried to cut my nails again😡 then tried to say sorry with chicken but I sulked and got worms 😎 #nailtrimming #hatenailscut #hedgehogvideo #worms #moodyhog #hedgehogofinstagram #exoticpets #africanpygmyhedgehog #leavemynailsalone #badmum #marioworms


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Happy Birthday Kleio babes! Sorry I totes forgot! #badmum #kleio #bostonterrier #6yearsoldtoday #wittering


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When you decide not to buy any snacks but hunger gets the better of you. I'm. Stealing. From. My. Own. Child. #desperatetimes #sinfree #badmum #raidthebabystash 😂


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And this is why I don’t have a driving license yet🤭 oops .... #badmum #crashed #couldnthavedoneitifitried


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Dex about to take himself into the cafe....
#shichon #shitzu #bichon #puppy #castlecafe


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What sunny weekends are made for time with family and friends at the beach #sunnysunday #frinton #forgittotakepicsofpoppy #badmum #dadinchargeofcamera #sundayfunday


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Sometimes you gotta work for your fun, eh Charlotte? @cgilmour08 @msctires_uk #longpushup #honeymonstertrail


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Very competative at the water park, no way they were going to beat me
#race #waterpark #lanzarote #family #iwon #badmum


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Quand tu t’ennuies et que tu es une mauvaise mère, hein @madamestephie ?! Ça te rappelle nos bêtises avec le défilé canin en jean ? #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #badmum #rigolade #babydog #orangoutang


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#hilarious ! My daughter just loves this "Grumpy Mummy" book and we laugh our butts off together. Certainly makes bedtime more fun and interesting.

Check out this legend @adiaryofadad #adiaryofadad Trevor wollard - the Author and blogger.
This mum can't wait for a "grumpy dad" book Trev. 🤘


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Gonna be one of those days 🤦🙊😔 she woke in a mood... Point blank refused breakfast her yogert. Wants something else. Suggested fruit banana apple and watermelon. Oh yea that's good. She fetched her watermelon from the kitchen sat down.
Now wants the original yogert she refused earlier 🤦🤦🤦
Now happily eating the yogert #parentingfail #badmum #terriblemother #fail #heartbreaktofitmum #sarcastic #pushingmyboundaries #tryingiton #neversaidiwasagoodmum #kids #deepbreath


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I never thought I’d ever be wearing high vis again. 🤦🏽‍♀️ 😫😫😫#backtotheeffinggrind #reddirt #fml


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So my daughters school report. I received it on Friday... Quick look through... Thought That's good left it in the car.... 😅

Not that I don't care its just i know she's doing just fine and I have no concerns.

Further reading... And I'm wondering if we are talking about the same child.... Is attentive in class... What about at home. So when I'm pulling my hair out because I've said to do something a thousand times and still hasn't done it... Attentive I sometimes wonder if she's deaf tbh.... Does all her homework 😅 yea about that... "Usually" is quite generous rating . I would of gone to "sometimes" tbh. Going back to the attentive thing again and doing as asked...arguing with me 🤦
Behaves appropriately in class... Always! Wow shame she doesn't at home. scattering a wax melt around the living room like Mary freakin Poppins. Drawing on her bed.... Realises consequences of actions... "Always" 😂😬😅.... I don't think she does, she always seems really supprised, by consequences. For example I warned her if you don't tidy your room I will bag it up. Numerous opportunities... So I bagged it up in bin liners... She seemed surprised. Three days later she couldn't find something she wanted so had to empty the three bags and put it all away... Or the time I said shower time and point blank refused and hid under the bed playing me up. So I put her in the shower with her clothes on... She has not done that again and wash time is so much easier now 😬🤦🤷 Shows respect for schools and others property... 😂😂😂 So cutting the cats fur while I was in the shower is respecting others property... Takes responsibility for belongings self and others... So she fell over yesterday and it was my fault.... 😬

Has confidence in own worth value and opinions... Well honesty don't know where she gets that from 😝

Courteous and polite.... Always... Omg she's seven going on 17..... Constant battle of the wills. Attitude. She thinks she runs the house. Her way or no way. Sadly mummy does not agree. Thats the trouble with a capricorn and a taurus, lock horns... Can't wait for the teenage years 😅🤦🙊 #parentingfail #badmum #fail #parent #neversaidiwasagoodone


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HELP #cats #tuxedocat allows in trouble. Accidentally locked in the summerhouse overnight #prisoner #badmum had lots of food and fuss I am now forgiven #love cats


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I am loving all this sunshine and warm weather ... Martha has got so used to it now she refuses to wear a jacket or anything with long sleeves because it’s like Turkey now and they don’t make coats for Turkey people ... #itsnotturkeylove #itsraining #justputacoaton #disapprovinglooksfromtheelderly #badmum #gapkidsstylestar


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This is the embroidery I finished before Ivy was born ♡ this is now above her cot. Poor Otis; I am yet to finish his embroidery but promised to have it finished by August!
#stitchingsharesunday #embroidery #embroideryteacher #sophielongembroidery #ivy #ribbonwork #embroideryofinstagram #stitchingmumma #stitched #hoopedart


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I’d rather be bushwalking! Toy room tidy today. 😢


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A lovely end to a productive week...👍🏼✔️...managed to drag x2 of my offspring out today for a "walk" (4 miles!!! 😮😅) and the promise of ice cream...it worked... little did they know chin ups and pull ups were on the agenda at our local park 😅👊....... #badmum #sunnysaturdays
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#health #exercise #fitmum #healthykids #fitmomsclub #fitover40 #bodypositive #fitfamuk #fitfamofig #move #active #cardio #workout #gym #outdoors #bootcamp #coach #lifestyle


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Love this! So true 🙈😂 #badmum #honestparenting #aintitthetruth


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⚡️'Bad' Mum Club ⚡️ Last night me and my Mumma friends got together for a quiet Chinese take away at home. I ended up coming back home at 3am. There was food, drinks, chat, and LOTS of dancing. Including my interpretation and performance of Chandelier, by Sia. I was just like the girl in the video, 100%. I'll do it for you followlovers one day on stories. And best of all we didn't talk about children and being Mums we were just us and I LOVED it!!! Today we're all back at being Mums, but better mums because we've allowed ourselves to let our hair down and not mother for the night! I'm not going to feel guilty for having Amy fun anymore!!! I think I'm a better mother for it. 💁‍♀️🤜🤛🌈⚡️⚡️💥🍭🍦🍲🥂
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Yep we're in Legoland today. Yep my bag is Amy.Meime. Yes you can buy a custom made for you now at Amymeime.etsy.com or link in bio. Get it grl.💥💥💥🤜🤛
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#fun #funmum #rainbow #mumpwr #blogger #blogueira #blog #beyou #befree #badmom #badmum #club #productplacement #shopping #handpainted #handmade #personalized #custom #customized


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Die einen denken jetzt sicher „Die hats gut...“ dabei ist Bier und Eis bei mir immer ein Zeichen von Blankliegenden Nerven😂 #feierabend #bier #nochmehrbier #badmum #obdiekinderihrezimmernocherkennen #tabularasa #bikinifigur #trainingsfrei


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#яжмать Меня тут одна дама решила в краску вогнать, мол у всех есть режим дня, на мои слова о том, что мы живём по желанию, а не по режиму. Высказавшись между строк, что я #тупая и #невнимательная раз не могу заметить, что каждый день, примерно в одно и то же время, ребёнок спит, ест, гуляет. Ей же, видимо, виднее, что у меня в семье и как😏. Всегда удивляли такие #язнаюлучше 🙈. Раз женщина родила ребенка, то она теперь знает все о детях и в праве раздавать советы и навязывать свою точку зрения. Знакомо?) А то, что каждый ребенок индивидуален, со своими личными желаниями, потребностями, биоритмом, характером, темпераментом и т.д. таких #яжемать не волнует. Есть её #идеальныйребенок и #личныйопыт значит всех под одну гребёнку, а если #нетаккакунас то ты #неправильнаямать и у тебя #плохойребенок. Никто не говорит, что режим дня это плохо. Но как, интересно, его соблюдать, если у твоего ребенка #ад, этой ночью он может спать спокойно, а может не спать, потому, что зуд мешает, потому, что кожу в мясо раздирает. Держишь всю ночь руки ребёнку, он орет, вырывается, к 6ти только засыпает. Но надо будить в 7 или 8, потому, что #режим да?! Что ж я за мать, если режим не соблюдаю. Если не разбужу вовремя, то ребенок вовремя не поест, не погуляет, не покакает... Кошмар, убить такую мать.
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Каждый новый день по новому⌚️
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#несудипосебе#гребитесамиподсвоюгребенку#неправильнаясемья#badmum#badmother#norules#inmyfamily#kiki#kiki_mama_#атопическийдерматит_kiki


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It's like they've never seen icecream 😂 #badmum I even made them use their pocket money #gonefrombadtoworst #somanychoices #ifallelsefailspickrainbow


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Amazing training event to help us reach the next level this morning! 💸😍 Lovely to work outside today! 🙋🏼‍♀️☀️🏡👭 P.S-its actually really lovely to have a few hours by myself, baby-free to focus on me... #badmum 😂


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💞 O N E M O N T H 💞 Proving time flies when your heart is full. The last month with our gorgeous Lily has gone by so quickly. I’m scared to say it but she really is a pretty relaxed baby {touch wood she stays that way}. We’ve spent the last few weeks enjoying those beautiful newborn cuddles, exploring the greater Toowoomba region, making visits to Brissy and even hitting the beach at Caloundra 🏖️
Little Lily you couldn’t be more loved by myself, your Daddy, your big sister, grandparents, uncle, aunt, cousins and friends. You’ve had so many people come and visit you since you were born in our new home and for that we are so grateful 💛

#badmum - a day late! Sorry little lady x


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Totally inspired by @fiona_dawson lovely banana pancakes this morning
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Very unfortunate for a weight watcher but I can’t stand bananas....
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So I nicked the kids pancakes straight out the packet instead 😂 😂 😂 #badmum x


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Elliott has this thing where he likes to tapes our mouths closed with masking tape. I couldn't resist doing this when he decided to do it to himself today! #badmum #badmom


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Mum thought I looked really funny when I cried for milk 😩 #badmum


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Bad mum alert... She's in her own room already! Benjamin Was 7 weeks old when be went in. Jessica is just over 6 weeks. Benjamin basically outgrew his moses basket and even though Jessica could possibly get another few weeks out of it I think she's more comfortable with more space. She constantly moves in her sleep and wakes me up every time (such a light sleeper now!) She looks too diddy though in her cot! Although by this age Benjamin was doing a good 7 hour stint on a night (I was very lucky). We're at 5 hours so far with Jessica.

#mumlife #badmum #babysleeping


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Photo total nature au plongeoir de la piscine municipale...ou comment emmerder tous les petits vacanciers attendent leur tour pour sauter 😈

#sorciere #badmum #instamoods #relax #plongeoir #mdr #badwoman #😂 #lifestories #stylediary #dailypic #holiday#nejamaisseprendreauserieux#crazy #oklm


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