Is #oldheadshotday still a thing? Flashback to the three months where I thought I wanted to be an actor. My biggest success was getting a callback for the lead role in Animal Kingdom. I was in a room filled with teenagers and men well in their thirties all vying for the lead role of a seventeen year old. It was then that I decided that I was just too damn beautiful to be on camera and that it was unfair to the other actors out there. So I gracefully stepped down and let the other blokes have a crack at it. Writing is hard but being an actor? Fuck that! If you can brave that lifestyle then I salute you, keep up the hustle!
Also further proof that I should always have facial hair!