A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down at a table and looks at the menu. Soon, a waiter comes over and takes his order. The food is brought, the panda consumes it, and eventually the waiter brings the check.
Suddenly the panda pulls out a gun, aims it at the waiter and fires. Fortunately, the waiter is merely wounded, but the panda escapes in the confusion.
The police are called, of course, and a detective takes a statement from the waiter. Once the story has been told, however, the detective seems resigned. "Typical scenario," he tells the waiter. "We'll probably never catch him." "Typical?" the waiter exclaims. "How can that be typical? I've never heard of such a thing." The detective looks him in the eye. "Then you don't know much about pandas," he explains. "Look on the Wikipedia page or any documentary and it will tell you. The panda eats, shoots and leaves”.
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