When Justin Bieber gets a haircut, women, and children cry! Legend has it that before the first dome chop took place, the Council of Elders of all free barbershops gathered to forge special lavender-infused scissors out of hot volcanic lava for this special occasion. Council agonized for 10 days and nights how to name this magnificent creation and after much deliberation, by unanimous vote, they decided to name it: Baby, baby, baby! Surviving members reported that one could cut the tension with a knife, while the chairman was breaking the tie between mop-top and Alabama waterfall, with a coin-toss. The rest is history and mop-top it was! The South was defeated again. A whopping 574 dollars was spent on the event, mainly on gender-neutral pop-up toilets, Dorito's and a life-size Justin Bieber cut-out.
Incidentally, a group of female Bieber fans, who got wind of the affair, spotted the cut-out through an open window from the street and stormed the entrance in a fanatical frenzy. Not knowing which way to go, the estrogen pumped-up mob, accidentally crashed a white supremacist gathering which was taking place in the adjacent convention hall. What the security camera captured at that moment, looked like rainbow sprinkles being thrown in a bowl of milk!
It was a disaster! Young girls tripping over swastikas, getting tangled up in white robes, while tipping over a power-washer during Wade's PowerPoint presentation for his new "White Power-washing" business. And if that wasn't enough, halfway through, a 17 year old, named Whitney, tipped over a burning cross which incidentally landed on Elrod's back, inflicting 3rd-degree burns. Elrod later underwent additional pain having his Uncle Buck turn the cross-shaped burns into a swastika with a blow-torch. Now he wasn't the only one who walked away from this event with new schematics on his back!
We applied the same "brand' of technology to our new JUSTIN BIEBER FRESH TRIM - Template Volume Pedal.
The volume curve is conveniently shaped in form of the very helmet that molded Justin’s first haircut, which will give superior performance in any application. A powerful volume pedal so easy to use, you don't even need ears!