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by @nsamantha99

"Well that 61 highway is the loneliest road that I know
Well that 61 highway is the loneliest road that I know
She run from New York City run right by my baby’s door

Well some people say, say the Greyhound busses they don’t run
Well some people say, say the Greyhound busses they don’t run
Well, go to West Memphis baby look down Highway 61

Please. please see somebody for me
Please. please see somebody for me
If you see my baby tell her she’s alright, she’s alright with me

If I should happen to die doubt babe, honey before you think my time have come
If I should happen to die doubt baby, honey before you think my time have come
I want you to bury my body right there by Highway 61." ∆Loneliest Road That I Know∆Guy Davis∆

Guadalajara, Jalisco
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by @nsamantha99

"If you're down and out, and you hurt real good
Come on over to the place I work
And all your loneliness, I'll try to soothe
I'll play the blues for you
Don't be afraid, come on in
You might run across some of your old friends
And all your loneliness, I'll try to soothe
I'll play the blues for you
Ain't no big name, ain't no big star
I'll play the blues for you on my guitar
All your loneliness, I'll try soothe
I'll play the blues for you (play the blues)."
∆I'll Play The Blues For You∆Daniel Castro∆

Guadalajara, Jalisco
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by @nsamantha99

"The sky is crying
Can you see the tears roll down the street
The sky is crying
Can you see the tears roll down the street
I've been looking for my baby
And I've been wondering where can she be

I my baby early one morning
She was walking on down the street
I my baby early one morning
She was walking on down the street
You know it hurt me, hurt me so bad
It made my poor heart skip a beat

I got a real, real fine feeling
That my baby she don't love me no more
I got a real, real fine feeling
That my baby she don't love me no more
You know the sky's been crying
Can see you see the tears roll down my door." ∆The Sky Is Crying∆Gary B.B. Coleman∆

Guadalajara, Jalisco
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by @nsamantha99

"Hi, kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (um...)
And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead!"
Uh-uh! "So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!"
Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else
‘Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Come here, slut! "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!"
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady." ∆My Name Is∆Eminem∆

Guadalajara, Jalisco
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by @nsamantha99

"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?" ∆The Real Slim Shady∆Eminem∆

Guadalajara, Jalisco
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by @nsamantha99

"I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
See Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (heyyy!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck you, Debbie!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause it feels so empty without me." ∆Without Me∆Eminem∆

Guadalajara, Jalisco
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by @_assphrodite_

been thinking about yesterday the whole day now ((((((((: what (: did (: i (: do (: what (: the (: fuck (: happened (: what (: tooth brush (: picture (: sausage (: ?


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by @_assphrodite_

ppl r so interested in aliens but how would they expect to learn about cultures from different planets/solar systems if they can’t even accept different cultures on their own damn planet from their own damn species


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by @_assphrodite_


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by @_assphrodite_

this feed is one whole mess


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by @pen_the_pearls

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by @2112.0515

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