I REALLY INFLATED THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION. I wanted to surprise my friends with something different to cruise the #VeniceBeachCanal: AN INFLATABLE 15-FOOT UNICORN. Once there, I realize the unicorn would take hours to inflate using the provided air pump; I head to @LowesHomeImprovement and buy a leaf blower. (#ad?) I get back and the leaf blower doesn’t work. To make matters worse, my friends text to say they’re going to arrive soon. I go back to Lowes, replace the broken leaf blower, and return to the canals. The leaf blower battery dies halfway through, but one of the people watching offered to let me recharge it at their place. Then we put the inflated unicorn in the water only to realize we're against the current. Fortunately, other friends with paddle boats helped by towing us around. Finally, we’re living our best lives when a cryptocurrency mogul bartered for my unicorn from the steps of her multi-million-dollar mansion. Deflating the unicorn seemed difficult, so I abandoned ship for a profit. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.