As 2018 nears it’s end, I begin the multi-week process of reflection and introspection. A lot has changed since last year and I like to take stock before the endless barrage of Xmas music forces me huff paint and/or gas until the pain stops. I’ve gone through a significant amount of effort to connect with @skeletonshrimp, but I’ve come to realize my efforts are largely wasted (and just provide weight-shaming fodder for my friends - I’m not ashamed for my love of pizza and triscuits). After spending all weekend feeding, nursing and attending to my friends’ lol-needs, @lolwhisperer was so kind to repay me by deflating both of my motorcycle tires then leading me on a hot pursuit to a patch of gravel in the road. Despite all of this, I begin the new week stronger, happier and confident that I’m the funniest person they know. Besides Taco. I wish y’all could see him chase a tennis ball. Jeeze. 😹 Also lance totally doesn’t want to be me despite getting a white van, dressing like me, getting the same exact solar panels, water pump and thinking bbq pizza is the best. .
#twovansonecup #lanceonmythings #putyouradventureinme #pdxfashion #vanping #spoilednature #targetonesie