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I did it! Left is key lime with vanilla custard and right is pina colada key lime with fresh pineapples and toasty coconut! And the third one we won’t talk about
A lot of on #LipSyncBattle tonight. Make sure to watch at 10/9c!! @therealjeffreyross @iamrobschneider
This is gross......ly underpriced
The same day I got you, I told John I was sad. He asked why and I said because one day you’re going to be gone. I miss you today.
17 MINUTES LEFT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY VERY FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL FRIEND @JENATKINHAIR YOU’RE MORE THAN JUST HAIR I HOPE ONE DAY YOU’LL REALIZE THAT
she lets me hug her once a week
eyes still puffy from puddy tears but they keep me happy
The end. I can’t thank you enough for your years. I’ll love you forever.
I know somewhere extremely deep down underneath all the skin and chub, you loved my kisses