What’s work gonna be like today? I’m tired. I’m tired all the time actually I better google dat. I bet Susan forgot to file dose papers. I need to take my vitamins. I need to pick up meat from de butchers after work. Wonder if I’m gonna get a seat on de train. I’m gonna be late it’s already time to go. I’ll just tell them de train broke down. I have headache. I don’t want to get dressed. Maybe I’ll become a yoga instructor and just wear stretchy pants all the time. I want a croissant.
Winter bonfire party w marshmallows, Drake, my favourite cousin and ofc we haz to be extra w our flower crowns but for realz how cute are we?
Rainy day PJ PARTY w our cousins We all couldn’t stop laughing at philly cos he finks he’s de king sitting dere getting smooches and head rubs his face say it all
Lottttssss if u haz been asking about our pjs and we haz some good news!! They go on sale next week on the 19th July!! follow @darrenandphillip for our countdown!!
Bitch face on bad dis morning and good reason for it dis goofball wouldn’t stop annoying me and ruining my morning nap he left me wiz no option but to pin him down and keep him still bet he’s pulling faces at me down dere isn’t he I can just tell. Child.
Saturbae pjs all dae whaddya sae hae?
My tootsies are v v toasty pls someone pass de marshmallows so I can stick dem on de end of my feet
Got caught up binge watching daytime cooking shows all day n now I’z feeling all inspired to cook up de family a delicious feast.
Frozen pizza iz in de oven and dese begetables are just for show hehe lolol
Melbourne pls stop changing ur weather like de weather ur playing wif our emotions