Any minute now she’s gonna ask me if I wanna go for walkies in dat high pitched shmoopy woopy voice and I’m supposed to act all excited firstly I’m an adult ok so u can stop squeezing my cheeks and talking to me like dat and secondly I’m a very lazy adult and I’d rather scratch my own eyeballs out than walk at 9am on a winter Saturday morning!! Now stop with dis nonsense and let me live my life. Philly
Our matching Stafficorns and Rainbows pyjamas go on sale tomorrow night friends! 😍🦄💖🐶🌈 Mum says she shoulda had HUGE WARNING labels printed on dem bc u might actually die from a cuteness attack when u see ur doggos butt wiggling in dem❗️❗️❗️ Just over 24 hours from now u can get a set for de whoooolleee family!! How exciting is dat!!! 😄😄😄😃😄😃😍😍😍 @darrenandphillip
Our friends: Hey there’s this new club that’s opened up in town we’re all going this weekend do you want to come? Us: We actually have our own club at home where the dogs are invited and dress code is you all have to wear matching pyjamas! Our friends: ............... .
Ugh tell u what Sharon my week has been mayhem lost two balls at de park before Wednesday. Bought a new one on Thursday and popped it before I got it home. Applied for a promotion to goodest boy but got knocked back bc I ate mums shoes and still on good behaviour. I’ve got Philly ridin me for reports on treat distribution for dis month vs last month dat still aren’t done and on top of it all I missed de opportunity to bark at de mail man today bc I was slaving away dragging my butt on de carpet. Fink I’ll smash a couple pints of puppy milk tonight and worry about it all on Monday.