thefatjewish@thefatjewish

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FEELINGS ARE OVERRATED, BUT THIS SHIT IS DEVASTATING


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Most times, doing cocaine makes you an unbearable motormouth whose breath smells like hobo anus. But once in a while, it produces INCREDIBLE ideas that will change the world. (tw: @mokishome)


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THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR I’VE EVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT CHRISTMAS, ONLY BECAUSE I KNEW I’D GET TO SEE THIS KID AGAIN


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SHOUTS TO DADS WHO GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN WORK, GAS PRICES, AND MAINTAINING THEIR THICK INCREDIBLE MUSTACHE


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OH SHIT MY BAD, SORRY IVAN IN THE NISSAN ROGUE! AUTOMATIC 5 STARS DUDE!


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IF THIS VIDEO DOESN’T MAKE YOU EVEN A LITTLE HAPPY YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER WHO IS COMPLETELY DEAD INSIDE


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IMAGINE BEING DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE OF YOUR BIG OL’ DICK


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I’VE ALREADY HAD LIKE 20 HUMAN BEINGS INTERACT WITH ME TODAY, IT’S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE


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VOLUME ⬆️⬆️. THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES GAVE ME RAGING ANXIETY UNTIL I NEEDED A XANAX SMOOTHIE, BUT THIS VIDEO IS GREAT AND WHOEVER MADE IT IS A TRUE ARTIST SUCK IT JACKSON POLLOCK (@luckytelevisie)


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I’M AT LUNCH NOT TALKING TO THE PERSON I’M WITH, BUT INSTEAD LOOKING AT A FACEBOOK PHOTO OF THE LUNCH BELONGING TO A GIRL I HAVEN’T SEEN SINCE I FINGERED HER IN 2007


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A lot of protest signs have been made since the Trump administration began, but none are better than this one.


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IF YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW ABOUT HOME ALONE YOU’RE 12 YEARS OLD AND FUCK OFF


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