CALL ME KIM CARBDASHIAN
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UGHHHHH SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE HAVING CHILDREN ON PURPOSE AND IT’S MAKING ME HATE THEM SHOULD I START HANGING OUT WITH GOTH TEENS?
THIS GIRL BROUGHT A FLASH DRIVE TO THE BAR AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS A VAPE PEN, MY FAITH IN HUMANITY HAS BEEN RESTORED (jk jk jk almost all people are complete trash, but this is so fucking good) @_chloe101
If you’re not already drunk and talking way too loud, you’re fucking blowing it. #stpaddysday (@tank.sinatra)
Writing “SLAYYYY KINGGGGG” on a photo of a dude wearing the same pair of pants he’s been wearing for 5 consecutive days.
SALUTE THIS MAN, HE IS AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING AMERICAN.
He still looks like Joe Camel.
LIFE IS SO FUCKING HARD.
GUYS, PLEASE NEVER FORGET THAT NICOLE KIDMAN HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO CLAP HER GRINCH HANDS #oscars
My teenage cousin recently wrote on Facebook “I’m done with relationships for awhile” YOU ARE 14 JARED YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT PUBES DUDE WHO DO YOU EVEN KNOW
@elonmusk Can you please shoot me into the fucking sun? Serious question.
The internet is fucking insane right now, and not in the usual “Japanese woman getting buttfucked with a squid” kind of insane, more like a “screaming about abortion and gun control” kind of way.
YOU WENT PUMPKIN PICKING AND THEN POOF IT WAS OVER AND I’M FUCKING CONFUSED AND WHO GOT THE DOG WITH THE BAD HIPS