Awwww hellllll yeah, @mattbellassai is on this week’s episode of #NotTooDeep! Matt is stupidly hilarious! We talked about drunk hecklers, WINE and how someone told him he might die during his book tour! Fun! Watch the full episode on @fullscreen!
The master of characters, @brandonbored is on this week’s episode of #NotTooDeep! We talk about the fuck up-ery of children’s shows and how he’s been slowly getting revenge on a company that screwed him over as an intern! Fun! Watch the full episode on @fullscreen!
Happy Birthday to the strongest (physically and emotionally) human hamster I know, @harto! I’m so lucky and thankful to have a friend that lifts me up when I’m down and gives me the strength to reach the finish line when I don’t think I can make it on my own. Love ya, Farto! Happy Getting Older Day!
While all the other 2nd grade girls dressed up like Disney princesses for Halloween I went as my comedy idol, Bugs Bunny. The costume was comfortable and the mask kept me from seeing how much my brothers apparently wanted to murder me. Happy Halloween!
ATTENTION!!! I went outdoors and took this dramatically-dumb-fashion-blogger photo to remind you it’s LAST CALL for “I Don’t Know” hoodies!!! The campaign expires TONIGHT at midnight! We’ve sold almost 3,000 and if we actually break 3k I’M GONNA LOSE MAH DAMN MIND!!! Get yours before they’re garbage! Link in my bio!!!!