What am I exactly? Pff... ...allow me to explain. I am something that transcends time and space itself. All these years of imminent evolution were to create the perfect species. I am not a man, beast, or a god. I believe everything to come before me was but a stepping stone to create the magnificance that is me. I am something beyond all of those. I am something far more powerful... People have spent decades trying to reach peak performance. For me however, it was but a natural occurrence. I remember everything from the second I was born and I my IQ surpasses even that of Albert Einstein. I can bench 5,000 pounds with ease and still have the motivation to run 50 miles in an hour. I win every challenge that comes my way, an example being my second grade spelling bee. I am most proud however, of my fedora collection, coming in at over 60 different styling and brands. What am I exactly? I'm glad you asked because I... ... Am a gamer
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