Category is: Bodycon-you not?
Oh hunty you’ve done it again. In less than 7 days you’ve managed to force us to bring out our reading glasses TWICE! Record breaker ladies and gentlemen. She’s asking for it.
Every fashion expert knows that short bodycon dresses have said their farewells since 2016, which says enough about your fashion sense hinney. That floral pattern has one of the ugliest color combinations in it. We will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have a blind stylist, who can’t manage to dress you up for a red carpet event, let alone a simple photoshoot. You’re a celebrated artist in the arab community, dress like it and stop making those GODDAM faux pas.
I guess you were thinking: “I want to look fabulous and sophisticated so I’ll throw on a black fur coat. I LOOK AMAZING!!”. No. No you don’t. And those hooker heels add more to the cheap element you were going for, and let me tell you this, I can hear your toes screaming their lungs out asking for help. YOUR LITTLE PIGGIES WERE DYING MAMA, LEAVE THEM ALONE AND SET THEM FREE.
I am dying to hear what your cultural gibberish backstory for this one is going to be. @adeelaofficial assumed you were going for the great wall of China with those heels. Wanna hear what we see?
Final Critique: That look serves us nothing but cheap. But we have a cultural historical backstory for you, and it goes like this mother darling, grab a pen and start writing: “I want to send a message of empowerment to every woman out there. This goes out to every woman who started her journey… on the pole. #CardiB #LadyGaga #Rupaul . My sistas. We are one!”