You start off the Pawty all cool and collected with your pipe & nip, next thing you know (swipe left) you’re a little bit buzzed and then all of a sudden (swipe left again) the room is spinning and you want nothing to do with that pipe anymore .
✧ what do you call a famous turtle?
- a shell-ebrity.
✧ hello world. this is Krokkii. you may have met him through my stories. Krokkii is about 5 years old, but he’s so modern. he takes shell-fies all the time.