Enter Dan (first born preschooler), 3 years young and knows what he wants out of life the latest being non-alcoholic champagne otherwise referred to as burp juice or “tamp-pain” (my thinking is he realizes non-alcoholic beverages only temporary relieve the pain and hence “tamp-pain” it is). Since being potty trained he aptly, in his mind at least, allocated the bathrooms in the house to boys and girls. Girls (me being the lone ranger in this category) only being allowed to use the allocated girls loo and boys being allowed to use any (yes ANY) loo they please. The rule is applied to visitors too and not only residents. Use a different loo, you’d rather wish you had held in that poo.
And, alas, it’s clear that if you have a willy in this household, you are the favoured sex.
I guess this is where I am failing society at the moment.
#DanChronicles #momlife #momofboys #mom #parent #boys #preschooler #kids **Picture: Dan pouring some tamp-pain in his special tamp-pain glass on celebrating the arrival of his baby brother. No alcohol in this beverage.