In today’s episode of “why do I live in Phoenix again?!” I give you our forecast.
Don’t you dare try to tell me the following:
1. “But it’s a dry heat!” Yeah? So is my oven. Do you see me living in it?
2. “It’s nearly perfect the other 9 months out of the year!” So...if I used a baseball bat on 3/12th of your car, you’d be ok with the other 9/12th because it’s perfect?
3. “This too shall pass” literally had someone tell me this the other day. I’m having a heatstroke, not having my car repossessed, having some sort of a crisis, etc. It’s hot as hell, and it ain’t getting cooler. This too shan’t pass, y’all.
4. “But at least we can swim on Christmas!” Yes, because sending pictures to your friends who are having to shovel snow on Christmas Day is sooooooo worth the 3rd degree burn you get when trying to put your seatbelt on. Sometimes it hard to tell if your car is actually on fire or if it’s Arizona. *sigh*
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