Everybody stop what you're doing - we need your help. .
Following the success of the recent council decision to allow the public to name their two new road gritters, yielding the official titles of 'Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney' and simply 'David Plowie', and the completely risk-free track record of this name selection process, we have decided to let you, the people, name our 150ltr copper still that sits proudly overlooking our bar.
The winning name will be engraved in brass along with the name of the person who came up with it.
What could go wrong?
Entries must be in by December 1st. Off you go.