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Pleaseee, what is happening today??
I really need to know!
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I just told my neighbour "HAPPY EASTER" and he shouted "APRIL FOOL!!!"
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Is today "EASTER FOOLS' DAY"??
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By the way, sorry for my LONG SILENCE!
POSTSSS and POSTINGSSS will RESUME SOON!
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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YOUR LEGS ARE MEANT FOR RUNNING WHEN SITUATIONS GET OUT OF HAND.
EXCEPT YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS
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Even if you don't have LEGS, MANAGE YOUR HANDS!
Just RUN!
DON'T WAIT UNTIL THAT YOUR SMALL REMAINING LIFE FLIES OUT OF YOUR BODY with just a FULL STOP!
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WHENEVER YOU SEE SITUATIONS GETTING OUT OF HANDS, "PLEASE RUN!"
Even if it would/will cost you to BORROW SOMEBODY'S LEG TO RUN, "PLEASE DO!".
Just make sure "YOU RUN OUT OF THAT SITUATION"
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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FEEL FREE TO WALK AWAY FROM NEGATIVE PEOPLE.
EXCEPT YOU ARE A CRIPPLE.
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Even if you are a CRIPPLE, CREEP AWAY!
Before that your CRIPPABILITY (CRIPPLENESS) COMPLETELY GETS CRINKLED AND CRUMPLED by them!
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AVOID NEGATIVE PEOPLE!
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Oh my my my!!!
You all should have seen how a VERY LITTLE YORUBA BOY made me give him STANDING OVATION by DROPPING AN INEXPRESSIBLE SHOT from his TINY BUM BUM
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Like seriousleee, i just don't gehdie (get it),
YORUBA PEOPLE, why are your MESSES (fartings) always that ACIDIC, PEPPERISH and TEAR GASIC?
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No no no...don't tell me it's because of the IRU (locust beans)!
If that one is included, then sombaddie (somebody) will just DIE INSTANTLEE!
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#humour #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #lol #funny #funnypics #laugh #laughing #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #comics #graphics #jokes #instagram #nigeria #yoruba #entertainment #humorous #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #jokeoftheday #haha

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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ISOLATION IS A PART OF THE PROCESS OF SELF DISCOVERY
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EVEN IF THEY SAY YOUR BRAIN IS HAVING PARTIAL CONTACT OR IT IS DOING WORKING AND STOPPING LIKE A CARBURETTOR, DON'T LISTEN!
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JUST KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE SO THAT YOU CAN DISCOVER YOURSELF VERY WELL LIKE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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DON'T ALLOW YOUR CREDITOR TO ASK BEFORE YOU PAYBACK.
EXCEPT YOU ARE THE TRUE DEFINITION OF "BEING BROKE"
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Don't even BORROW if you know your BANK ACCOUNT IS BLEEDING
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Allowing your CREDITOR to PRESSURIZE you before you PAYBACK will only amount to LOSS OF TRUST!
And that will make it hard for such person to LEND you next time
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If you have BORROWED already, then "PAYBACK AS SOON AS YOU HAVE IT"
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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MANY PEOPLE HAVE LOST GREAT OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE THEY NEVER REALIZED THAT "WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ACTIONS" TO SOME PEOPLE
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Not everyone gets moved by ACTIONS.
Some are moved by WORDS while others have theirs!
So, BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU DO OR SAY AROUND (certain) PEOPLE!
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Before they begin to say you have a STINKY MOUTH and SMELLY ATTITUDE!
And then begin to AVOID YOU!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#MorningMotivation!!!
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FINISH THINGS IN TIME SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE TIME TO FINISH OTHER THINGS
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SPEED IS THE BEST WAY TO GET THINGS DONE!
But SPEED with CARE, so that you won't RUIN EVERYTHING and then WASTE TIME STARTING AFRESH or ALL OVER like TIWA SAVAGE!
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And then start SQUEEZING YOUR FACE like ORANGE! Oops, i mean, FRANKING YOUR FACE LIKE YORUBA POOH-POOH! sorry, just FROWNING YOUR FACE
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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You are still owing your LANDLORD 3YEARS RENT and you are CARRYING WOMEN UP AND DOWN, if i talk now, you will say "YOUR LANDLORD SENT ME"
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Don't worry, YOUR CUP WILL OVERFLOW!
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#humour #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #lol #funny #funnypics #laugh #laughing #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #comics #graphics #jokes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #humorous #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #jokeoftheday #haha

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Some of you GUYS want to SLEEP WITH EVERY GIRL and get her PREGNANT
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MR FATHER OF ALL NATIONS (FAN), Is that how your FOREFATHER "FATHER ABRAHAM" said you should do it?
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BIG...BOY...
After all your PLENTY FORNEL (PHONICS), you still ended up buying just ONE SACHET WATER
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IS BOTTLED WATER A TABOO IN YOUR VILLAGE?
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#MorningMotivation!!!
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AS A GAMBLER, YOU ALWAYS SHOUT
"ONLY ONE SPOILT MY GAME"
WHY NOT PUT THAT CASH INTO WHAT WILL MAKE YOU SHOUT
"ONLY ONE MADE MY GAIN
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STOP WASTING CASH ANYHOW!
DO SURE INVESTMENTS THAT WILL YIELD SURE RESULTS
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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AVOID DEBTS.
THEY SUCK YOUR BLOOD MORE THAN MOSQUITOES
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Not only your BLOOD, they even SUCK YOUR BRAIN, EMOTIONS, MIND, and every other thing that makes you STABLE!
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DEBTS are both MOSQUE-KITOES (mosquitoes) and CHURCH-SKITOES
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AVOID DEBTS!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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This is how GUYS MOVE TO THE DOOR after PLENTY PERSUASIONS and she finally VISITS, but says with a VERY SOFT TONE...
"LET'S BE FAST, I'M NOT STAYING LONG"
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The GUY may even RUN OVER THE DOOR with his SPEED, like TOM AND JERRY
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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BE EXPENSIVE, BUT NOT TOO EXPENSIVE TO END UP IN HUNGER
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It's VERY GOOD to be EXPENSIVE but at least it should not be to the extent where you have to end up in HUNGER and looking like QUARTER TO DIE, whereby BEGGARS will now be the ones GATHERING MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR MINISTRY (support you) so that you won't SLUM AND DIE ONE DAY!
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BE EXPENSIVE TO A LIMIT
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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INSTEAD OF LYING, PROTECT THE TRUTH BY KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT
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DON'T LIE so that they won't say "YOU ARE THE ONE WITH "SEEMELLIE MAUT (stinky mouth)
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IT'S BEST TO KEEP SHUT THAN TO TALK AND END UP BEING A FOOL AND BETRAYER
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LEARN TO KNOW WHEN NOT TO SPEAK.
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DON'T LIE, INSTEAD, PROTECT THE TRUTH!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #truth #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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Yehhhh!!!
My eyes...my eyes...
I need a towel oo!
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Somebaddie just "PUNCTUALITY IS THE ABILITY TO PUNCH"
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PUNCH WHO...?
PUNCH WHAT...?
PUNCH WHERE...?
WHY PUNCH...?
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#MorningMotivation!!!
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STOP DOING "TRY YOUR LUCK" WHEN GETTING THINGS DONE.
YOU ARE NOT A "LOTTO MACHINE".
CALCULATE FIRST
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A WELL CALCULATED AND TIMED PLAN WILL DEFINITELY BE SUCCESSFUL, BUT A TRIAL BY ERROR PLAN WILL DEFINITE LEAD TO NOWHERE!
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So, BE CALCULATIVE!
So that people won't begin to CORNFUZE you for "KALOH KALOH (LOTTO MACHINE)"
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#MorningMotivation!!!
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WHEN IN NEED, ONLY MEET THOSE WHO CAN SUPPLY AND NOT THOSE WHO CAN SYMPATHIZE
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Not those who will be doing
"HMMM...I WITCH sorry WISH I HAD"
"THE LORD WILL PROVIDE"
"IT IS RIVER AND WELL"
and so on to sokoto
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Only meet those who can actually HELP!
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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ONLY MAKE BUDGETS IF YOUR SOURCE OF FINANCE IS SURE.
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IF NOT, YOU WILL DIE OF EXPECTATION AND WINSHES (witches) sorry WISHES
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So, BE CAREFUL, because STRONG WITCHES sorry WISHES and EXPECTATIONS kill faster than MALARIA and HIV
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #finance #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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Ladies...when are you going to ERECT THE BUILDING?
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Everyday you keep DIGGING NEW FOUNDATIONS and you are keeping them for TOO LONG!
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Don't wait until GRASSES BEGIN TO GROW ON YOUR FACES or for the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO COME AND CLAIM YOUR FACES AS UNUSED AND ABANDONED PROPERTIES!
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(I can't wait to see those BUILDINGS on your FACES)
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#humour #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #lol #funny #funnypics #laugh #laughing #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #comics #graphics #jokes #instagram #nigeria #government #entertainment #humorous #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #jokeoftheday #haha

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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DO MULTIPLE LEGAL JOBS TO MAKE MULTIPLE LEGAL CASH THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM MULTIPLE IRRELEVANT HUNGERS
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Only those who ENJOY HUNGER will be PROUD to REMAIN IN HUNGER!
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HUSTLE HARDER TODAY (if you have not made it) SO THAT YOU CAN AVOID HUNGER TOMORROW
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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BODY LANGUAGE SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN WORDS
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SHINE YOUR EYES TO IT so that you can UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE(S) being COMMUNICATED to you!
And if you DON'T UNDERSTAND, ASK KWESTIYONS (questions) so that you won't be stranded in ONE CORNER like that GANAYYAN MIUSIKSHAN (ghanian musician)
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #ghana #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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Even me, myself and i am wondering!
How can someone see someone of THE SAME SEX and be getting TURNED ON, is that person's BRAIN WORKING AT ALL?
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OR THE BRAIN IS DOING WORKING AND STOPPING?
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#humour #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #lol #funny #funnypics #laugh #laughing #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #comics #graphics #jokes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #humorous #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #jokeoftheday #haha

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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THINK BIG.
YOUR HEAD WON'T EXPLODE.
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It cost nothing to THINK BIG.
THINK IT!
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Even if it contains DYNAMITE, THINK IT!
It's your HEAD/BRAIN and that is what it's there to do. Let it do its work!
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THINK BIG!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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I have become so STRICKT that am taking it to the STREET and if it affects you in anyway, then come and join me in the STREET let's do it STRICKTLEE
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Who is coming?
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#humour #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #lol #funny #funnypics #laugh #laughing #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #comics #graphics #jokes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #humorous #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #jokeoftheday #haha

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Ehhhh!!
My mouth kanor kari it oo
(my mouth cannot carry it)
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Some peoole's NAME should have STINGY attached to it
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KWESTIYON OF THE DAY!
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WHAT IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF STINGINESS YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED?
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It's like that BLACK UNIFORM is COVERING THE SENSE of the NIGERIAN POLICE each time they WEAR IT and that GUN is making their BRAIN VERY HEAVY TO THINK each time the CARRY IT!
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Let's face it!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A NIGERIAN POLICE THINKING STRAIGHT OR RATIONAL WHEN HE/SHE IS ON UNIFORM?
EVEN IF HE/SHE IS YOUR UNCLE/DAD/AUNTY/MUM/whatever
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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SHARE YOUR KNOWLEDGE WITH PEOPLE.
IT WON'T MAKE YOU DULL
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KNOWLEDGE IS UNENDING.
No matter how you SHARE YOUR KNOWLEDGE with others, it can NEVER END. Instead, it will be MULTIPLYING, and you may even GAIN EXTRA KNOWLEDGE from that person.
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So, STOP SELLING FISH WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE (don't be SELFISH with your KNOWLEDGE)
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #knowledge #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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After waiting for CAB for over 2 HOURS, i MISTAKENLY FARTED alittle.
Just alittle! Not as if it's BIG oo!
It was so STINKY that "ALL THE CABS STARTED HEADING TOWARDS MY DESTINATION" but i couldn't stop any
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Am still at the BUS STOP right now.
(driving away FLIES from my TROUSER)
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Why is it even like that?
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#MorningMotivation!!!
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DO NOT CREATE ROOM FOR THOUGHTS TO ANYTHING YOU ARE TRYING TO AVOID
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Everything we are, starts from our THOUGHTS!
YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF YOUR THOUGHTS!
(YOU not ME)
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The more you THINK ABOUT IT the more you UNCONSCIOUSLY STRIVE TO ACHIEVE IT
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WASH YOUR THOUGHTS sorry WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS!!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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Some girls will want to EAT EVERYTHING from you!
You mention it...CHICKEN, TURKEY, GOAT, COW, PIG, ASUN, SUYA, and so on to sokoto...
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Ahannnn sisterrr...
cool... down...
Even JUJU cannot REQUEST or EAT SUCH AMOUNT OF SACRIFICE!
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Or ARE YOU A MOBILE TANK?
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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EVEN IF YOU ARE SCARED, DON'T SHOW IT OUT!
(YOU ARE NOT TELEVISION)
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Even the things shown on TELEVISIONS can be SCREENED before TELEVISING!
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so, LEARN TO KEEP CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT YOU PRIVATE!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #television #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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Ohhh myyy eyess!
These tears can form a river!
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My neighbour just said "HER GOAT IS A LOOSED GOAT", that "IT HAS SLEPT WITH ALL THE HE-GOATS IN OUR AREA"
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Please oooo...TEACH ME i wanna LEARN
"DO WE HAVE PROSTITUTIONAL GOAT?"
I mean, "A LOOSED GOAT?"
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#AfternoonAffection!!!
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JOVIAL PRE-WARNINGS ARE THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS IN ANY RELATIONSHIP
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WATCH OUT FOR THEM!
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Like i wrote yesterday "THEY COME LIKE JOKES BUT ARE THE READY TO EXPLODE ANY MOMENT BOMBS THAT CAN END YOUR RELATIONSHIP ANY MOMENT"
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If you take them like a JOKE, that is how you are gonna LAUGH OFF YOUR RELATIONSHIP and then start PASSING BLAMES to SPIRITUAL HANDS and the DEVIL!
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ALERT YOUR EYES AND WATCH OUT FOR THEM!
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#MorningMotivation!!!
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EVIL SPIRITS CAN ONLY TAUNT YOU WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN THEM AND ALLOW THEM INTO YOUR LIFE LIKE MOSQUITOES
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BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN AND WHAT YOU ALLOW INTO LIKE YOUR LIFE
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#AfternoonAffection!!!
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IT'S EASY TO PASS BLAMES IN A FAILED RELATIONSHIPS BUT DID YOU WATCH OUT FOR THE PRE-WARNINGS
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PRE-WARNING are a GREAT ESSENTIAL and DETERMINING FACTOR in any RELATIONSHIP.
They always come like a JOKE, but they are the READY TO EXPLODE BOMB that can TERMINATE YOUR RELATIONSHIP any moment
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ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR THEM
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #relationship #instaquote #laugh #affection #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #relationships #instagram #nigeria #dating #entertainment #love #like #follow #quotes #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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BE FAST IN GETTING SOMETHING DONE BEFORE OTHERS JUMP INTO IT LIKE MOLUE
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The BEST TIME to get something done and ENJOY ITS BENEFIT(S) is " WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH PEOPLE IN IT"
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The moment its BENEFIT(S) begin to TREND, people will begin to jump into it like LAGOSIANS jumping into MOLUE and DANFO
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UTILIZE OPPORTUNITIES WHEN YOU SEE THEM!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #opportunities #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#MorningMotivation!!!
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A DISCOVERED TRUTH HURTS MORE THAN PIERCED KNIFE
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Just like i wrote yesterday "SAY THE TRUTH AT ALL TIMES, NO ONE IS GONNA BEAT YOU FOR THAT".
The day that LIE or THOSE LIES of yours get DISCOVERED, your will only end up LOSING YOUR REDSKIRT sorry RESPECT and EVERYTHING!
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Even if you turn to PASTOR and start talking about the PAST, no one will ever BELIEVE YOU!
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So, SAY THE TRUTH AT ALL TIMES!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #truth #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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I left home WEIGHING 64KG, came back WEIGHING 96KG, all because a YORUBA MAN DROPPED ONE SHOT (FARTED) inside the cab i boarded today
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Please, what can i use to DROP MY WEIGHT oo!?
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#humour #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #lol #funny #funnypics #laugh #laughing #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #comics #graphics #jokes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #humorous #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #jokeoftheday #haha

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Lest i forget!
Those of you that went for the "NEW YEAR'S EVE CROSSOVER SERVICE", did the ENDTIME TRUMPET soundeded sorry sound in your area??
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So that i can know if i've CROSSED OVER to 2018!
I don't wanna be left in 2017!
My area is still calm till date!
It was only few BANGAD (BANGERED) sounds i heard!
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#AfternoonAffection!!!
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RELATIONSHIPS CAN ONLY GET STRONGER WHEN BOTH PARTIES ARE GIVERS AND NOT GETTERS
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Some people in RELATIONSHIP are WORSTER sorry WORST THAN MOSQUITOES.
All they know if "TAKE TAKE TAKE".
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RELATIONSHIP IS NOT LIKE THAT!
Both of you must be PROVIDING for each other and GIVING to each other
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LEARN TO BE GIVERS!
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NB:: When i said/say GIVE, it's not that thing you are thinking! (You know)
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #relationship #instaquote #laugh #affection #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #relationships #instagram #nigeria #dating #entertainment #love #like #follow #quotes #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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She said i should "TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE", so i "TOOK HER OUTSIDE HER HOUSE, OPENED MY CALENDER, SHOWED HER TODAY'S DATE AND TOOK HER BACK INSIDE HER HOUSE"
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Have i done anything wrong?
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No no no...like seriouslee!
HOW CAN...AND WHY SHOULD SOMEONE SAY...
"MY DOG IS A PROSTITUTE"??
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That IT'S TOO PROMISCUOUS!
IT'S SLEEPING WITH ALL THE MALE DOGS in our area!
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THE KING MUST HEAR THIS...(don't hold me ooo)
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#humour #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #lol #funny #funnypics #laugh #laughing #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #comics #graphics #jokes #instagram #nigeria #dog #entertainment #humorous #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #jokeoftheday #haha

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#MorningMotivation!!!
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TEACH YOUR CHILD VERNACULARS EVEN THOUGH HE/SHE IS NOT BINOCULARS.
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NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ENGLISH OR YOUR LOCAL DIALET
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So that he or she can MINGLE and INTERACT FREELY and EASILY in the/any SOCIETY
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #child #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#MorningMotivation!!!
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BEING FREE WITH OTHERS MAKE OTHERS FREE WITH YOU
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If you are HOSTILE, FRANKING YOUR FACE (like yoruba people) or BEHAVING LIKE A KPIANSS (witch/wizard), people will AVOID YOU
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DON'T BE ISOLATED!
LEARN TO BE FREE WITH PEOPLE!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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All ye with STINGY BLOODSSS running in your VEIN, oyaaaa phffffffffuuu...RECIEVE THE GIFT OF GIVING!
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This is 2018!
You can't come and corn-tea-new (continue) your STINGHIENEXT (STINGINESS in yoruba accent) here!
I will corn-tea-new to blow this breeze until you FALL HEAVILEE on the GROUND and that STINGHIE ATTITUTE get out of your body!
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Oyaaa...phffffuuuuu!
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Please ooo!
Are you PERCIEVING THE AROMA OF FOOD in your area?
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Because i can't even HEAR THE SOUND OF BOILING WATER in my area!
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Or HAS THE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION FOOD BEING POSTPONED TILL FURTHER NOTICE?
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Somebaddie... please answer!!!
I really need to know, because i took ALABUKUN yesterday night, awainting the TODAY'S FOOD and am already feeling EXTREMELEE HUNGRY!
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#AfternoonAffection!!!
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DON'T REPEAT YOUR 2017 MISTAKES IN YOUR 2018 RELATIONSHIP
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Sit down and ANALYZE YOUR 2017 RELATIONSHIP now to see where you WENT WRONG and WHAT CAUSED PROBLEMS in your 2017 RELATIONSHIP so that you can OVERCOME IT THIS YEAR
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Except you are DESTINED TO BEWITCH YOURSELF in terms of RELATIONSHIP
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #relationship #instaquote #laugh #affection #comedy #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #relationships #instagram #nigeria #dating #entertainment #love #like #follow #quotes #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#MorningMotivation!!!
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DON'T MAKE RESOLUTIONS IF YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM
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Today, alot if people will start making NON EXISTING RESOLUTIONS that won't last HALF SECONDS
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MAKE RESOLUTIONS AND BE TRUE TO THEM!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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TOMMOROW, alot of people will make ALOT OF RESOLUTIONS that will be BROKEN IMMEDIATELY!
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Oops we are already in TOMORROW!
Ewooooh! Late post already!
Alright...
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TODAY, alot of people will make ALOT OF RESOLUTIONS that will be BROKEN TODAY AND IMMEDIATELEE
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JUST WATCH!
SHINE YOUR EYES!
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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YOUR PRESENCE MATTERS ALOT IN IMPORTANT ISSUES
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Try to be present when you really need to get something VERY IMPORTANT done!
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Some can be done on/through the PHONE but some requires your PRESENCE!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#MorningMotivation!!!
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SHARING USEFUL INFORMATION WITH OTHERS HELPS TO BRING USEFUL INFORMATION TO YOU TOO
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If you wanna be STINGHIE (in yoruba accent) sorry STINGY with the USEFUL INFORAMTION you have, that is how people will also be STINGY with their USEFUL INFORMATION towards you, and may even lead to SEGREGATION and ISOLATION, because people would/will begin to AVOID YOU for your STINGY ATTITUDE like a WINSH/WINSHER!
And the YORUBA PEOPLE will begin to call you ALARORO (as if you are the owner of ALAROYE) while my WARRI PEOPLE will begin to call you OTOKPEH!
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LEARN TO BE A SHARINGFULL sorry SHAREFULL i mean SHARE INFORMATION PERSON as in, i mean...
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LEARN TO BE A CHEERFUL AND FREE GIVER OF INFORMATION
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #information #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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THE MOMENT YOUR CREDITOR STOPS ASKING YOU FOR HIS/HER MONEY OR STUFF, JUST KNOW YOUR CHANCES FOR NEXT TIME ARE GONE
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BE PLAIN IN YOUR DEALING(S)!
OPEN UP IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT YET, INSTEAD OF AVOIDING THE PERSON
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By doing that, you will only RUIN EVERY FUTURE OPPORTUNITY which you are supposed to have!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#AfternoonAffection!!!
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WEAK SPOT GETS CREATED WHEN LOVE GETS FOUND
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The moment you enter into a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, your PARTNER becomes your WEAK SPOT!
At this point, you are ready to DO THE EXTREME for him or her, apart from DYING, because IF/when YOU DIE, ANOTHER PERSON WILL TAKE OVER IMMEDIATELY
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FIND YOUR LOVE!
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Growing up, it was the HEAD, but then, i changed!
Anytime, anyday, anywhatever, just gimmie the BUM BUM and case is closed!
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Alright!
Pick 1.
Which is your FAVORITE?
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CHICKEN HEAD or THE TAIL FEATHER (BUM BUM)?
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You just go ahead and HANDSER sorry ANSWER yours!
My BRAIN is still BOOTING!
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KWESTIYON OF THE DAY!
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CAN YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING NICE ABOUT THIS DAY FROM YOUR PAST?
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#EveningExhilaration!!!
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WITH CONSISTENCY COMES RECOGNITION
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If you are STRUGGLING TO MAKE IT, the MAJOR KEY is CONSISTENCY (Unstoppable continuity).
And if you have MADE IT already, then CONTINUE IN CONSISTENCY to keep it flowing SMOOTHLY
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BE CONSISTENT!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #consistency #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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#AfternoonAffection!!!
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LAVISHING ON YOUR PARTNER IS VERY GOOD.
BUT DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU GO BANKRUPT
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SPEND WISELY!
Not after going BANKRUPT you will start SEEING DOUBLE and shouting WINSHES and WINSHERS (witches and wizard) up, down, side corners and so on to sokoto!
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In that case, you are the WINSH of yourself!
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SPEND WISELY!
SPEND WITH SENSE (even if it's ALITTLE SENSE)
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#MorningMotivation!!!
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THE HEART OF MOST MEN IS SWEET IN EVIL ONLY
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They only have STRENGTH and ENERGY when it's time to carry out EVIL INTENTS!
And they do it to the fullest!
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BE CAREFUL OF SUCH KIND OF PEOPLE AND DON'T BECOME ONE EITHER!
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IF YOU ARE ONE ALREADY, THEN CHANGE YOUR WAYS!
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#fact #yempos #laughwithyempos #smytt #inspiration #instaquote #funnypics #laugh #instaquotes #comedian #funnymemes #quotestoliveby #graphics #quotes #instagram #nigeria #international #entertainment #wisdom #like #follow #nollywood #pic #picoftheday #photooftheday #quoteoftheday #motivation

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