I'm trying one of those intense, step up from an Eliptical, designed by Satan himself Cardio machines. My thighs are on fire, but I'm feeling pretty good for being brave enough to try it and work up a sweat, even if I'm going a little slow.
Then a dude gets on the machine right next to mine. There are ten open machines, but he chooses the one RIGHT NEXT TO mine. He starts up his machine and is on a mission to go 90 miles an hour. He looks over at my machine. I know what he's up to.
Old Bristy's internal monologue:
Oh, my gosh. I'm sweating. What if I smell? What if this guy smells me? He's killing it on this machine. I can barely make it go. I'm in terrible shape. Why did I think I could do this? I can't do this.
And then I'd get off the machine.
Today Bristy's internal monologue:
I LOVE this Kendrick Lamar song. I'M ALWAYS READY FOR A WAAAAR AGAIN. This dude is really rocking his short shorts. Good for him! TELL ME WHOOOOOOO'S GONNA SAVE ME FROM MYSEEEEELF. Damn, he's about to fly off! My legs are on fire. I must be doing something right. I should probably do this machine more often. Oh, Matthew's done. Time to power this thing down. THEN I'LL SPILL THIS BLOOD FOR YOU.
And then I get off the machine, making eye contact with the dude and giving him a thumbs up and a bro nod.
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