Marraige Mystery #217:
She has over 20 hoodies, none of which fit me of course.
I have 3, all of which are like her wearing a small parachute.
She wears all of mine, none of hers.
It's freezing today. All my hoodies are dirty and smell like perfume and selfishness.
WHY?!!!!!! #whatsmineishers #whatshersishers