"Just me, Ezra, pondering all the going ons in the world, I have so many questions. Where do the humans go for 8 hours a day? Why do they tell me off when I eat worms and snails? What's on the other side of the garden fence? Why is it not okay to pee in the house? Why do the humans wash? More to the point, why do the humans wash ME?!
If you have any answers for me, I'd love to know! "