INVITATIONS & SELFIES
Because I have become so fabulous, I have been invited to a function.
Actually, it is a family reunion and quite frankly I can think of few things more mind numbingly boring.
So, because I am by nature, a polite person, I lay in bed last night and thought of some excuses as to why I could not attend.
I came up with quite a list, all involving a garden gnome which I thought was quite creative.
Being such an awesomely fit and fabulous person, no one will be surprised when I send them the following note –
Dear Relatives who I have not seen in about 50 years,
Sorry I couldn’t attend the family reunion, I would have loved to have been there however I was called in to talk down a suicidal Garden Gnome who was threatening to jump off the little bridge over the fishpond.
You will be pleased to know he made it and is currently undergoing intensive therapy.
As you can imagine, I take these call-outs very seriously
Accompanying this letter will be this selfie which I think adequately illustrates just how very sorry I am.
I have been practising taking selfies for weeks now before realising you have to switch the camera lens to the front camera lens, thereby including me in the photograph.
I used the ‘Beauty’ filter. This gives your nose a youthful shine.
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