One of my main interests is airline food. I used to love flying. Real exciting like. Had a few bad experiences with turbulence and going over the Northern Territory while it had its worst rain in decades and Uluru had waterfalls off it so needless to say my natural neuroses doesn't bond well with it. I still like airline food though and if I travelled a bit more I'd make an Instagram dedicated to that. Air New Zealand are real good - food is like a decent home cooked meal, not amazing but okay, which is better than most airlines.
Anyway they asked what beer I wanted and it was Steinlager or Stella. In the interests of novelty, experiences, and this page, of course I'd go the one I've never had. This name is very Aldi (hate cunts who shop at Aldi and take the extra 25 minutes to drive there to buy weird meat and parallel universe like chips and milk) but... in the 1950s New Zealand had some problems with the economy. Namely, it was shit. They encouraged local brewers to create beers while blocking out imports. So they came up with this German style bland-lager with a generic German name. There you go #airlinefood #airlinebeer #steinlager #nz #kiwi #usedtodislikekiwis #nowidontmindthem #betterthanamericans #piss #plane #blandlagers