WORST pick up line you’ve ever heard — GO! 👇 #benefit
i broke my heart today when i fell for you do you have a spare one you can give me? 😂😂😂
someone asked my mum if i was her daughter and if i had a boyfriend...
Ha! I hear that line at least once a day 😂
I get that all the things 🤣
⚠️NSFW AND TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ I was talking to this guy, and it was obvious that he was interested in me, but I let him know right of the bat that I wasn’t into guys so he didn’t get his hopes up. He still tried to get me to go out with him, though. For some reason, I was still kinda friends with him. I later found out about something that he did to a girl that I knew. I told him I knew what he did and blocked his number and completely cut him off. Somehow, he found my old Insta and the first thing he said to me was “(deadname) I didn’t mo**st her. Please come back to me, (deadname).” First off, I had my preferred name in my bio, and second, that is NOT how you start a conversation, especially since I knew for a fact that he did what he did. Third, I had already told him that I wasn’t into guys.
"Wow..what a face "
@george_ashxoxo sounds like something a man would say to me 😂😂😂
#worstpickupline "your friend there denied me so I moved on to you... Aren't you lucky"
@benefitcosmetics This is why I bare my long vampire-like canines and hiss loudly while I roll back my eyes.... For some reason men run 🤣🤣😂😂
I was recently smiling while walking and daydreaming and heard “omg a smiling woman, how special”
@jtribs14 💭 Is your dad a baker?
You need help finding something, bread, tissue, a husband? 🤦🏾♀️