therock

This was funny.
I was wondering why my feed was blowing up from women watching #TheBachelorette.
Appreciate the bro-luv from all the guys on the cast.
Started to think about it... If I wasn't who I was today - not famous and just a guy trying to find that elusive luv on a hugely popular reality TV show.
I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CHOICE if I were on the show as a contestant. I cuss too much, my hands are too calloused and rough, my sense of humor is straight up outhouse rated R, I sing off key, think taking drives in my pick up is sexy and find great pride in being the current reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight tongue wrestling champion of world.
I'm 100% positive I would get kicked off the show's first episode when I ask The Bachlorette, with a cool wink....
You ready for a shot at the tongue wrestling title woman?
No rose for DJ and he immediately gets sent home.
But he does go home a champion. 🌹

This was funny. 
I was wondering why my feed was blowing up from women watching #TheBachelorette. 
Appreciate the bro-luv from all the guys on the cast. 
Started to think about it... If I wasn't who I was today - not famous and just a guy trying to find that elusive luv on a hugely popular reality TV show.
I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CHOICE if I were on the show as a contestant. I cuss too much, my hands are too calloused and rough, my sense of humor is straight up outhouse rated R, I sing off key, think taking drives in my pick up is sexy and find great pride in being the current reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight tongue wrestling champion of world. 
I'm 100% positive I would get kicked off the show's first episode when I ask The Bachlorette, with a cool wink....
You ready for a shot at the tongue wrestling title woman? 
No rose for DJ and he immediately gets sent home. 
But he does go home a champion. 🌹

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@shellysmellyyy

Omg I just seen this - u the tongue wrestling champ?? ..😨😍 @therock

@stinaglitters

He said tongue wrestling and my brain just flat lined. I can not go on.

@mollykins1015

Why did I just fall in love with the rock??? @jacquecortez lol

@rebecca__french

I think you would be one of the most eligible contestants with those traits😂 you may be the one, especially with those calloused and rough hands. @therock

@lovetotravelalways

No you would most definitely would not be kicked off the first episode... 😉😘 @therock

@brownshuga911

@therock um totally down to tongue wrestle with you 😜😜😜

@moorezdynasty91

Wow I can't lie if I was the Bachlorette and you @therock asked me that I'd answer you but I'd have to stop crying/laughing first, and turn around and say O'YEA YOU READY TO LOSE THAT TITLE!!!!! 😂😂

@koolkev819

Did u do your own stunts

@niknoking

I love fast and the furious 8

@its_just_chychy

I love this movie it came out after my birthday April 13th

@1989tre

😂😂😂 you're the greatest of all times! @therock

@chrissyincanada

Hdueje e hie

@tlclarkauthor

@bye_ee_yuh Oh well in that case he's perfectly acceptable 😁

@bye_ee_yuh

@angiehoutakker Lauren is a beautiful, talented, and absolutely lovely woman for sure. Not sure that they are currently involved in a romantic relationship. May simply be co-parenting their adorable little princess together👍🏽❤️

@bye_ee_yuh

@chicagirl12 she is a beautiful, talented, and lovely woman....not sure that they are together though.... may be more of a co-parenting type of relationship🤔

@bye_ee_yuh

@tlclarkauthor he only works out for an hour to an hour and 20 minutes a day! Hard to believe that a body like that only spends about 4% of his day in the gym❤️❣️

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