Sarah Aswell

Waiting to get a chipped tooth fixed at the dentist, and I was handed what seems like the “lady” pile of magazines while my Novocaine kicked in. Had to walk over and check out the dude pile of magazines.

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@appleswartz

Jen introduce your kids to the burger dad so help me god

@dumberchemistry

@seaswell my tweets occasionally fall apart too but I think I should make up cool stories.

@nickbinmt

dad of two owns a burger company!

@jodiziesemer

Was novocaine even enough to kill the pain of Golf magazine?

@mikethatletsyousmokeinhisuber

If she marries this regular slob of a CEO, will she take his last name and be known as Jennifer Lunchpail?

@seaswell

@dumberchemistry Not at all. I don’t even know how or when it happened. 🤷‍♀️

@flippydo

Always readers digest 🙌

@dumberchemistry

How did you chip a tooth? Cool story?

@canvasmissoula

Also, total lady pile. Barf.

@canvasmissoula

Don't forget to check out the hand sanitizer next! 💦

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