Sarah Aswell

Can’t make this up. Went for a jog this morning with my iPhone in my sports bra and my tits sent me this email.

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@78picketts

Irl just writing new stand up bits for you all on its own!

@old_tom_fables

Irrefutable PROOF that, sometimes, women are funny

@seaswell

@breathingviolinist It helps that the first thing that pops up on my predictive text is hahahahaha

@breathingviolinist

But...how? Those are magical tits you’ve got there Aswell

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