Can’t make this up. Went for a jog this morning with my iPhone in my sports bra and my tits sent me this email.
Irl just writing new stand up bits for you all on its own!
Irrefutable PROOF that, sometimes, women are funny
@breathingviolinist It helps that the first thing that pops up on my predictive text is hahahahaha
But...how? Those are magical tits you’ve got there Aswell