//very shitty 3 am starter that anyone is free to reply to//
Gerald had arrived at a small house party hours ago and didn't plan on leaving anytime soon, he was completely shitfaced. Even if he had tried to stand up and walk out that door he probably wouldn't make it two feet before all 6'4 of him hit the fucking floor.
He just sat, laughing to himself. To any normal person would have probably thought he was completely crazy as he went on about how ridiculous a butterflies body was. "It's just a stick with wings" he managed to slur out. Following that completely idiotic statement was random bursts of laughter.