If I didn't a smart phone, what would my life be? How would I go through the day? Would I survive? How would I slay? How would Tom, Dick, and Harry know that I am beautiful? How would I live without my fam? ...are the questions that every millennial asks. If I didn't have a smart phone, and I lived in the 80s, I would probably be the smartest person in town. Yes I get the irony...smart phone and smartest...how?
Well there would be no instagram for me to follow and be followed. There would be no facebook to like and dislike, there would be no whatsapp for me to see what goes on in lewd groups. I wouldn't know if people pout their lips. I would never see the amount of ass I see everyday. I would never see how rotten my sisters have been with #ifikie wazazi. I wouldn't be insecure.I would be innocent. The guy that sees women only in buzz magazine and pulse only on Fridays. The rest of the days would be productive.
My eyes would be used to newspapers. I would read classic books cover to cover. I would master Shakespearean language with fluidity. History would be my thing...Hell even Greek mythology would fascinate me. It does but who's got the time?
Fastforward, two decades later and I have this small device with apps that's making me dumb. I eat sleep and pray memes. I like and dislike. I follow for follow. I yearn to grow my social presence when I should be striving to grow my bank account. I am under pressure because I see how Instagram happy my friends are. How my age mates are living the life. If only I didn't have my "smart" phone which is killing me softly...i would dance in the dark on top of the mountain. Free and innocent
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