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Wow. If someone had told me that this was even a possibility, I never would have believed them. I feel like I should buy a lottery ticket!

#cantmakethisshitup #cheesedick #notjustacheeto #mustbeasign #cantwaittoshowmywife


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This fucktard ran his truck into a court house... Why you ask??? TO ALERT THE POLICE THAT HIS DRUG PARAPHERNALIA WAS STOLEN!!! 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
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Yep. Welcome to my shit show. Guess who has not 1, not 2, not 3 or 4 BUT 5 kidney stones... all on my left side. 😶🤣
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#cantmakethisshitup #kidneystonessuck #kidneystones #calciumoxalatestones #kidneystonesrockmyworld


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Hahaha dude just took there “hall pass” away! He puts the Hate in Hate. Lol @donnellrawlings #toofunny#comedy#sadbuttrue#anotherlawsuiteformrorangeman#cnn#standupcomedy#cantmakethisshitup


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I hear Ms. Scott is being real naughty again 🤣🎤🎤🍆 #jillscott #jillscottconcert #thirsty #humor #funny #slidininherdmslike #LOL #cantmakethisshitup


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Three weeks ago I accidentally took out my own passenger side mirror. Now not to toot my own horn but I'm a damn good driver so this took me by surprise but nevertheless rolled with it. A week after that I was in an accident on the freeway and I was hit from the side. To my surprise again the ONLY thing that was damaged was my... driver side mirror! At this point I had to laugh because I knew this was the universe communicating to me. Now what do you suppose the message was??? Stop looking in the past. Stop looking behind you and keep charging forward. 💃🏽 The only time you should look back is to see how far you've come💗#theuniverseworksinmysteriousways #messagereceived #cantmakethisshitup


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Oh to be home... and out of a car that stinks of poo! 40 minute car journey took nearly three times as long. Toddler falls asleep, then almighty poo explosion sound comes from baby. Cue crying, and yep, toddler wakes up “shush shush”. Can’t whip a boob out or change a nappy on the hard shoulder so guess we’re riding this out... another 45 minutes of a crying baby mixed with toddler waffling nonsense (still half asleep) and mummy blasting out classic FM in an attempt to keep them both calm and we’re finally home: The toddler’s happy with bed, the baby’s happy with boob (and a clean bum) and mummy... well, where’s the wine?! #alwayscheckthetraffic #realityofmotherhood #ineedaglassofwine


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Mom life in all its glory! 🤱Nursing the baby while sitting on the toilet bathing my toddler who thinks he needs to brush his hair with the toilet brush. 🤦‍♀️
#cantmakethisshitup
#Ihateallthingspotty
#thankgodforthrive #blacklabel #gimmeallthemoodsupport #momlife #glorious #nursing #toddlers #momsdontgetshowers #momsdontgetbreaks #thatswhatIgetfortryingtomakedinner


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You know you must be beyond tired when your hubby finds you in a deep, hard sleep like this!!! #KylerJeep #TrueStory #ThisIsFour #CoSleeping #CantMakeThisShitUp


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We Do Dirty 30s Too On Tha Guys We Get Ugly 😈 #CantMakeThisShitUp


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Another fun weekend in the books with these 2, hanging and seeing @daughtry ... thanks for all the laughs @esoucy51405 and @badgebunny33 . #daughtry #ocalaharvestfest18 #pompanoamphitheater #weirdshithappenstous #cantmakethisshitup #😘😘😘 #whenfloridamaine&illinoiscometogether


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So. This little ahole severely injured himself on a piece of hay this morning. Yes, you heard me right. Three week recovery. Because of hay. Injured by his primary food source. This is my life. 😐 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#reginald #reggie #gpig #nakedpig #skinnypig #icantbelievethishappened #injuredbyprimaryfoodsource #idiot #cavvy #cavvylove #guineapig #guineapigsofinstagram #cantmakethisshitup #thisiswhyidrink #thisismylife #misfits #punkrockpig #likemotherlikerodent


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I’ve always enjoyed playing #eyespy as a kid but playing it as an adult when it involves #crystalporn and a #magical #goldenhealer included #quartz #enhydro with two moving bubbles and #rainbows ??? Get the fcuk out. Here goes:
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I spy with my little eye, two balls and a cock, erect as fcuk, in my crystal rock. 😜🧐🤪
To claim this “pornhydro” 🤣😂 with a moving elongating enhydro #dick bubble, comment sold $169. 😉
#sexycrystals #sexytime #adulting #crystaladdict #gemporn #dickinmycrystal #cantmakethisshitup


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Doesn’t everyone’s dog shed 192847x a day? .
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This is reality—> big messy bun, issued gear college volleyball sweatpants from 2011, gates everywhere and bewitching hours 😜
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Legit my friend saw me do this and said you need to video that you look cray.
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Well here it is when you have a wild golden and 2 toddlers this is the fastest way to clean their CONSTANT mess and her never ending fur 🤪
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And I even got a helper at the end #winning


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I don’t have time for mother fuckers. Figure your shit out and don’t waste my time



#shitjohnssay #sexwork #sexworker #sexworkisrealwork #fuckyoupayme #304 #cantmakethisshitup


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1. My foot is NOT on that branch, but my form could’ve been better. 2. The wasp that stung me three times in a row 5 minutes earlier had played dead and came at me again right after this. 🤦🏽‍♀️ #cantmakethisshitup @queenbri_83 #witness #beach #rhodeisland #wasp #wtf #truestory #instagood #instamood #crane #waxonwaxoff #thekaratekid #me #picoftheday


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So apparently we lost a whole box of cupcakes in the house 😳 How the f—- does that happen?!?! #cantmakethisshitup
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These men literally have no shame



#shitjohnssay #sexwork #sexworker #sexworkisrealwork #fuckyoupayme #304 #cantmakethisshitup


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For any of you that know @qandries ... on #veteransday he made Cathy’s day ! She never rode on a motorcycle before. She and her bestie checked into the hotel the same time we did as it got dark and we didn’t want to ride in the forest at night along the panhandle. Her bestie ( she was a veteran also ) gave her a patriotic do-rag so her blue wig wouldn’t fly off her head. You cannot make this shit up! Thankful to travel safely with a good friend and fellow Parker dude from back in the day. 🇺🇸🏍😁✌🏼🌿#payingitforward


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Today, on “S&!t Bob Sees,” when Harry Homeowner decides to be an electrician and splices a new connection from an outside light fixture. #allinadayswork #cantmakethisup #homeinspection #homeinspector #electricalproblems #safetyissue #cantmakethisshitup #shitbobsees #inspectorlife


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I’m sure we’ve all had this at one time in our lives. I know I still do.. 26 years later.. loving this book! 😎🙌🏻🔥@kevinhart4real #kevinhart #lifelessons #believeinyourself #cantmakethisshitup #sundayvibes


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11-11: It's All Love!
To say today was filled with magical moments would be an understatement.
We're talking beauty, nature, friendship, connection, manifestation...and of course some hella sweet moves!

Many of these moments were captured and will be duly shared, but I had to end this glorious day giving it up to my man over here.
To explain: there is a curious thing in India that at any given time a stranger will approach and ask for a selfie just to capture your "otherness"- nothing hateful, though somehow awkward.
The strangest part about it is, you never get to see the pics (let alone know what happens to them)...Well, I decided to take matters into my own hands and photobomb my photobomber...guess I'm going local!
No worries though, Mr. Man and his 20 bros got all the selfies they could ask for- cause afterall... it's all LOVE!!!! ♡♡♡
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#yogaislove
#itsalllove
#natureyogaplay
#natureyogagirl
#indiayogaadventure
#ytt200journey
#magicalmoments
#1111love🌈
#cantmakethisshitup
#treeposes


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💙✨11:11 11/11 2+0+1+8=ELEVEN✨💙
Just a lot of elevens .. just saying ... is all I’m saying 🤷🏼‍♀️ .
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#mylucasmymagic
#numbers #magical #makeawishorsomething
#1111 #eleveneleven #synchronicity #neveralone #selfcare .
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#pure #rigoroushonesty #her #soberandawake


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I would hate to be on this woman’s bad side!😂🐿🐿🐿
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#funny #humor #memepage #lmao #follow #followme #meme #wtf #crazy #squirrel #attack #article #nonutnovember #exboyfriend #funyshit #cantmakethisshitup


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I think Jeff is getting tired of his crutches and of being cooped up in the house 😂 This kid cracks me up every day. He never fails to entertain!
#wheretheresawilltheresaway #wecallhimwheels #boysgottadowhataboysgottado #cantmakethisshitup #lifewithhimisnotboring


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