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Making money moves πŸŽΆπŸ’ΈπŸ’…πŸ½ Making a personal note on a WHOLE new chapter in my crazy autobiography... I never cease to shock myself on the things I end up involved in #mividaloca #idontgottadance #cantmakethisshitup

California
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#Facebook at it again with the #truthsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I be feeling bad for some of y'all females....what kinda deprived sex life y'all living?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚thankful to be gay AF and no problem having an #orgasm. And if any of y'all #lesbians aren't making sure your chick is gettin off before y'all done....u ain't shit! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ok I'm going to bed now...without any deprivations of any sortπŸ˜€βœŒοΈ#FBstaystellinalltheT #parched #imagine #whatiswrongwithpeople #cantmakethisshitup #isthishowstraightwomenreallyfeel #goodgollymissmolly #iprobablywouldntevenbehere #welldamn


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When you look forward to catching up with a beautiful and talented friend for more than 3 hours @dawnsstreetcred @vancityhairgirl may we giggle like school girls together for the rest of our lives. Thank you for all the love and support βœ‚οΈ πŸ€ β€οΈπŸ’‹#cantmakethisshitup

Axis Hair Salons
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Just hit 30 thousand followers! Pretty damn stoked, and thank you to all my captains out there! especially the qualified ones.. -
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For the occasion I’ll be giving away a free tee shirt and sticker for whoever can give this guy^^ the most qualified of an answer πŸ˜‰
Someone told him to duct tape razor blades to the prop πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£ #cantmakethisshitup #qualified #qualifiedaf #30k #abigthankstoallofyou #freegiveaway #letshearwhatyougot #skifflife #boateroftheday #thiscantbereal #trickmyskiff #haveagoodweekend


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The water bus. Is it a bus. Is it a boat. Nevertheless it was stoned by villagers last week for its role in decreasing ferry traffic to the island. A meeting was called and it was decided that of the water bus fare land again it would be burned. #cantmakethisshitup

Lake Victoria
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...ode to the peel...three luggage, a clutch, poster, costume, tshirt...hundreds on the street...not one posed...

Chicago, Illinois
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Also, can’t wait to tell you all about this bat shit craycray lady that chewed my ear off at the station. UK folk - SHE TOLD ME I NEEDED TO GO ON POD & THEN SAID MY FAT ARSE WAS HANGING OUT MY SKIRT! Unfreakingbelievable!! #cheekybitch #cantmakethisshitup #alwaysme #spenceysgrandadventure #storytellerspence


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Guess I wasn’t the only one making deliveries today πŸ‘€πŸŒΏ #cantmakethisshitup


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The funniest headline of the year for sure. Haha.

#fail #trump #notalawyer #whatislaweven? #funny #reallife #cantmakethisshitup


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