1 - Title Screen: Yo, It's J-Mack, from J-Mack and The Sleepytime Jug Band shouting out a #VintageGarageSale in the near future. Gonna be dope. All items set at the Good Person Price, so no haggling, that's for poor people. You also get the J-Mack Garage Sale Price Guarantee, where I guarantee you will find different prices elsewhere. Cash is always king, but I'll also take crypto and Venmo payments once I figure out what that shit is. To quote James Franco let's "look at all my shit" ... that'll be for sale.
2 - Super rare 2007 Christmas Album collabo by JMATSTJB and Dulcimer Squared. Deadstock, Original Single Pressing. $250
3 - The MicroKorg synthesizer used in the production of the Christmas Album. Vintage from 2007. Used, good condition, part of independent music history. $1250
4 - Can something from 2017 be considered vintage? Fuck yes, and shut yer face. Alesis Forge Drum kit - preloaded with Air Horn, Gong, and the mutha fucking David S. Pumpkins song. Bit dusty $650 #DavidSPumpkins
5 - Mats Sundin CCM 252 Supra hockey stick. Straight out of 1999, own a piece of international hockey history, broheim. Near mint, not deadstock, but always in my stock. $75
6 - Official Freddy's Dead 3-D glasses from 1991. If you don't have these, are you really watching Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare? $100 #FreddysDead
7 - What's in the Box?!? Easy Brad Pitt.
8 - It's Atari 2600 games, including a mos' def non-certified not a landfill copy of the ET game, but it's also not-not a Landfill copy. $15 bucks each, ET is $40. #LandfillET
9 - Vintage T-Shirts - severely stained and somewhat damaged from 1996, if you went to my high school you would be both of those things too. $250 each.
10 - Yo, you like dope ass Bootlegs? That's what I heard Bro-sephine Baker. #MakeAlderaanGreatAgain snapback. One made in 2017. Don’t make one yourself, you don’t want to be a fucking hat making weirdo. $75 #BrosephineBaker
That's the teaser trailer friendo's. You can buy stuff from me at a garage sale, or you can shop at some store run by a #MethedOutKeeblerElf Know what I’m sayin?!? #deadstock #bootlegs