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Baywatch (2017)
1h56min
Comedy/Action/Crime

Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit, as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay.

My review: As I wrote earlier I'm not a huge fan of American comedy but I do love this one. I laughed out loud several times watching this. Ok Maybe a bit childish but I don't care, u live longer laughing through life! Love @dwaynej0hnson And @zacefron what a great combo! I want a sequel! I'll give it 8 Gillas out of 10. Rented it at #hemmakväll

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Baywatch 海灘救護隊, 2017
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You people? You people?!
Oh, you don't get to say that. You're just tan.
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#baywatch
借りて正解やった!
とにかく久しぶりに笑ったw
筋肉あり下ネタありアクションあり
演者の皆さん、かっこいいし綺麗だし!
続編期待してしまう!
ミッチとマットの掛け合い
C.J.とロニーがまさかの
あー良かった!!
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Durham County, North Carolina
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BAYWATCH (2017) Rated R
Director: Seth Gordon
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron

Genre: Comedy, action, crime
5-Second Summary: Mitch Buchannon, a prized recruit, and the rest of their squad of lifeguards go undercover to try to protect their Bay.
Rating: 2.9 out of 5 stars

It wasn’t terrible, it might not have even been bad, but it’s not really my cup of tea. I think it falls under a genre of comedy that I normally find very funny, but it fails on a lot of levels. It was almost slapstick at times. Knowing you’re making an R-Rated film grants a ton of freedom and creativity to the writers and actors. Where comedies collapse in this situation—this movie included—is they take it over the top. Every bit is not only dramatic and unrealistic, but it’s stupid. The jokes the first time around are hilarious and then the repetition becomes boring and annoying. You begin to question whether the film even has a story or if it’s just a bunch of beefy caricatures who are more concerned about their insults than identifying with an audience. We got macho, heroic Johnson who will do anything to keep the civilians on his beach safe. Then there’s Efron, overly tan and looking a little gaunt, who’s probably the best choice for this movie because he’s a beautifully chiseled human being and is great at playing the silly idiot who redeems himself in the final act. The sidekicks include a couple beautiful girls and the goofy guy who decided to commit halfway to being both Miles Teller and Josh Gad. It’s a funny movie and it’s exactly what you’d expect.
Shining Star: I just love the Rock. He might be the one reason I wanted to watch this movie.
If you enjoyed Central Intelligence, Spy, or 21 Jump Street, check out Baywatch!

What are your thoughts?

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Baywatch

Baywatch? More like Bay what the fucking am I watching? Of all the reboots/ adaptations this year, this has got to be the most stupid. A movie adaptation of Baywatch? Why would anyone approve or watch this? Let’s say that the original tv series never happened and this was an original movie, then we would have to base this movie on the trailers, and the trailers absolutely sucked. I wanted to see what tone this movie was going for from the trailers, and I got a stupid drug bust, let’s make fun of each other with stupid jokes tone. I’m just trying to say that this movie looks really stupid. I love Dwayne Johnson as much as the next person, but I’m positive he can’t fix this movie. This movie was already broken beyond repair before anyone saw it. I’ll go in with a little optimism but I’m sure Baywatch will end up unwatchable.

Baywatch is about a group of lifeguards who uncover a drug ring operating on their beach. I’ve seen lots of crime movies, and Baywatch has got to be the worst crime movie I’ve ever seen. The first problem, and the most obvious one, is that they’re lifeguards and have no business meddling around in a job for the police, they even mention it a ton of times in the movie. It just didn’t make any sense to me. Another huge problem is the actual length of the movie, it’s almost two hours long. A Baywatch movie doesn’t need to be two hours long, they literally could of cut the first thirty minutes of this film out since it had nothing to do with the drug bust plot. It just went on for way too long in my opinion. This movie was just so stupid, nothing made sense, and I left this movie with a ton of questions unanswered about the characters. The jokes were also really terrible, everyone just made fun of each other and that could work if the writers were actually good at their job. These really were some of the dumbest jokes I’ve heard. I did laugh in this movie though, only three times, and one of those times was during the credits in the bloopers, so that might not even count. Continued in Comments.


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TITLE: Baywatch
They made a #Baywatch movie. It’s meh.
Yes it’s meh, but I suppose it could’ve been bleh. Like #TheEmojiMovie (which, yes I have seen, but no I can’t review it. I don’t have the energy). “Baywatch” is kinda funny. It’s funny in the way that it exploits the source material for all its stupid glory. And yet what is funny in “Baywatch” gets occasionally overcrowded with dick jokes.
I like #DwayneJohnson and #ZacEfron, both of which have grown on me more and more over the years. #AlexandraDaddario and #PriankaChopra are hot. However, I didn’t like #JonBass, and I felt like his scenes were a distraction if anything else.
The movie is hit or miss. It’s not as dreadful as it could’ve been, and I suppose it’s not as good as it could’ve been either. It just falls smack-dab in the middle. It has a little fun poking fun at itself. But yet it’s not all that funny, and the actual “plot” involving Chopra’s character feels like overcooked leftovers from one of those damned #RideAlong movies they keep making for some reason. Also, at 2 hours, it feels like a bit much. I like a comedy that gets in, tells its jokes, and gets out. Lastly, there aren’t many visual effects (as one would expect) but when there are... they’re kinda terrible.
But yet even though I didn’t exactly like it, I still didn’t find “Baywatch” all that unpleasant. As an in-flight movie, it more than gets the job done. As a movie... eh, I guess it’s amusing enough. It didn’t hurt me or anything... like “The Emoji Movie” (lord, give me strength).
GRADE: C
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Heb je meer zin in een hele slechte komedie? Dan is Baywatch 🆘 misschien iets voor je! Ook vanaf vandaag te huur..


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LOL Happy Birthday Zac Efron! 😂🎂🎉🎈😘 #zacefron #jonbass


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My review of “Baywatch” is posted. The following is an excerpt and you can read the full review at www.film-review.org.

Fans of sophomoric comedy are likely to walk away somewhat satiated by Seth Gordon’s “Baywatch,” but those hoping for a range of comedy equal to the talent of the cast are certain to be disappointed. There is a reason why comedies are usually only about ninety minutes and this film, which is about two hours, wears out its welcome by repeating one too many jokes. Here is a picture that suffers from diminishing returns.

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