Look at this cat.
He hates me.
He loathes my very existence.
Behind those pretty amber eyes lies the the heart of a stone cold killer and the soul of Satan.
I know full well he’s plotting my demise. Biding his time for the perfect moment to eviscerate me.
IT WON’T WORK CAT!! Not on me. Not today. You won’t take me down. I’m too large and fast and stout and I ALWAYS check my meals for poison.
You’re a chump. You ain’t got nothing on me. You will not win! Humans are the very apex of evolution. The paragon of animals. The razor sharp zenith of the food chain. Where are you on the food chain? Like somewhere in the middle? Ha! You don’t even have thumbs! You’re eons away from overtaking me. I’m onto you, cat. I got your number. You don’t scare me. .
Anyways, love you kitty 😘
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