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🖤Isn’t it just the best time of the year..? Restarts... freshness...everything settles after a painful year... of growing... now its time to harvest.. the fruits are ripe.... let’s enjoy 🖤#autumnlover#ithurtstogrow#peaceofmind#harvestseason#autumn#cozy#hideaway#backtoschool#badmom#writer#dreamer#lover#swedish#indigo#starseed#spiritual#gangster#lawofattraction#författare#selflove#🖤


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I'm sorry honey, but you have to go back to school. Summer break is over and frankly mommy is starting to dislike you 😈....#grapjuhhh #justjoking
Woehoeee back to school.... #badmom #ikgazewelmissenhoor #backtoschool #monday #nobluemonday #devogeltjesfluiten #luchtisblauw #lillmonsters #instagood #instagram #love #lovemylillmonsters


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Agradecida con Dios y con la vida por ponerme en la vida de estas personas maravillosas y festejando un año más que les di lata jajajaja
Ojalá me sigan aguantando muchos más! Los amo!!! @adrianmontesphotographer @lili_vallejo @mayra040389 @diegoalejandrogarciazavala @oswaldo_vallejo .
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#lookoftheday #life #love #blogger #fashion #queretaro #moda #mexican #mexicangirl #badmom #photography #adventure #lifestyle #family #familygoals #home #summer #makeup #makeupartist #outfit #cabello #mexico #hair #hairstyle #mom #bloggermom


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Sorry, for doubting you @itsjojosiwa you have a lot more money than I’ll ever have. Get it, girl!


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I finally get a babysitter, spend two hours in rollers and have an entire can of Aqua Net in my hair... and you can’t even tell me I look pretty? Really?

@wittyotter


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I hardly knew ye.


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I dropped a chair on my foot about 5 hours ago.
#whenwillthewalnutgoaway
#iceditallafternoon
#poorpoorpitifulme


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hey moms 👋🏼 anyone have a good lawyer reco for brown grass spots? #ISO


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Back to school lists....
I am a teacher and I hate them.
Here's why:

1. I have 18,000 crayons, markers and colored pencils, but my kid HAS to have brand new ones not broken ones. Hello? Broken crayons still color!
2. Why the hell does ONE child need 48 pencils? Oh and 10 have to be sharpened? I mean listen, I think there's a monster in my classroom that eats our pencils, but 48??????? 3. So if I have 48 pencils why do I need pencil top erasers AND block erasers? I mean really how much are they erasing? Aren't mistakes proof we are trying?😏 4. Why oh why does my kid need 3 glue sticks? Cripes he can't even eat the damn stuff so 3???? Please just teach them how to put the damn cap on the stick so they don't need 3!
5. Do the teachers know that all the extra supplies they requested means I then have to find a place in my house for them? And of course, I eventually forget where I put it resulting in going back to the store swearing up and down that I spent a week's worth of groceries on the damn supplies that are already gone 30 days in!

I can't wait for us to go shopping for shoes and clothes....
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#backtoschool #supplylist #walmart #spentasmallfortune #parenting #parenthood #badmom #momofthree #momlife #teacher #teachermom


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While looking for something in the studio today, I found this abandoned piece from a couple years ago. It might be worth finishing after all.
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#eatyourpeas #hypnotic #badmom #workinprogress #abandonedart #pickingupwhereileftoff #maybelater #mixedmediacollage #handcutcollage #motherartist #hypnoteyes


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How much longer can I milk this pregnancy thing to not have to put my psychotic daughter to bed so I can eat cheesecake and watch 90 day fiance with zero guilt?? #badmom #sundayfunday #toddlersareassholes #badmomlife #workingmom #momlife #motherhoodunplugged #ironyofmotherhood


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Be gentle. My first post.
She is 21 months old. Overstimulated by the days activities (early am wakeup, choppy naps, party). Clearly hasn't eaten enough today - just another fake excuse for an upcoming night of bad sleep.
I'm 35, 30 weeks pregnant, and not paying enough attention to her while her dad is chasing her around, about to get her to bed.
#anotherdayinparadise #sundayscaries

#badmom #badmomlife #workingmom #notapinterestmom #toddlersareassholes #sleepdeprived #ironyofmotherhood


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the good life. the best smile. 😍
#littlefireman


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My mom wouldn’t let me cut my hair when I was a kid. It was so long and ponytails would hurt my scalp, I hated it. One day, I devised a plan to stick chewing gum in my hair in order to force her to cut it...but no...she refused. I sat through the worst few hours of peanut butter applications to get the Hubba Bubba out. Eventually, my mom finally gave up and let me get a pixie cut and it’s basically been short (minus a couple of Alanis Morisette phases) since. So, when my sons BEGGED me for Mohawks, my gut instinct was to say yes. But I’ll admit that a part of me finally understood where my mom was coming from; extreme haircuts may be cool and trendy but they also SAY things about the person wearing them and for that nugget of truth I cringed inwardly. When my kids came to me a few days later and asked to have it fixed (turns out they hate it) a part of me was happy. Won’t lie. I miss their sweet curls and loopy long hippy hair. The big lesson? Well, for starters, it’s just freaking hair, it’ll grow back. And second? It’s not MY hair. But I’m excited that they wasn’t to grow it back out to that California surfer cool again 🙌🏻❤️ I won’t say no to their expressions of personality but I definitely now get that my mom wasn’t being mean.
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#mommyhood #momprobs #mommyprobs #parentingmemes #realtalk #honestparenting #havekidstheysaid #momsquad #momgoals
#momlife #momhumor #SAHM
#motherhoodunplugged #momsofinstagram #mommyconfessions #badmom #parenthood #momblog #instamommy #mommeme #momproblems #momhumor #momblogger


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So much truth in one picture! Follow @momscreambox for more laughs about parenthood!


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Šodien man atkal vaicāja dokumentus 🙈 😃 Ja man ir vien 18 un Melānijai 10 / Stefānijai 7, tad man ir 8 gadus jaunāka māsa un 11 gadus jaunāka māsa 🥰👯‍♀️🙌 Jo mamma es nekādi nesanāktu! #youngmom #coolmom #badmom


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All moms work. Period!
Via my friend (and name twin!) Becky of @momstheworst
Please go follow her now, you’ll love her like I do!


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Every time they hang out with my mom, a little nugget of information gets dropped... mommy stays up late and eats all this junk food ... mommy swore.... mommy really doesn’t like Brenda.... mommy once left us in the car and got something at CVS.... mommy and daddy take Uber so they can drink....I’m always ratted out!! Anyone else have kids with diarrhea of the mouth🤐
#momofgirls #stopdropandmom #momquotes#momlife#mommingainteasy #mommingsohard #girlmom #badmom #badmomsclub #scarymommy #hotmess #hotmessmom #momtruth #mommemes#iblikes


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I feel like I was moving full steam ahead yesterday and then today I hit a wall. Until like an hour ago. So the wine is flowing, the laundry is washing, tubby is filling and my bed is definitely calling 😴 wishing you a good nights sleep, and a great Monday! ❤️


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Some positive vibes 🥰 I even told my parents last week I keep seeing the number 444. I looked up while on the treadmill this morning and saw 4:44 😆 so I google it...😱😱😱😱I’ve been praying for guidance & strength. Guess there is a God because I’m seeing lots of signs! Thanks for all the support & prayers from everyone through my roller coaster of life 👀😆✌🏼💖💜✨🌈🌈 #livingourbestlives #fitnessjourney #fitmom #badmom #strongmom #singlemom #supermom #spartanmom #strongerthanyesterday #bodydysmorphia #perfectlyimperfect #peaceloveandglitterrainbows #hateuscausetheyaintus #losinghalfofme #weightlossjourney # #happyhealthylife #weightlosstransformation #depressionwarrior #anxietywarrior #ptsdwarrior #spartancomeback #endthecycleofabuse #standupforyourself #loveyourselffirst #narcissisticabuse #freefromabuse #444 #angelnumber444


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I don't always have the patience or energy to engage in the fight against naptime... Sometimes, I just want to snuggle under blankets while cuddling with @playdoh scissors... And my mom might be setting herself up for issues later in life because she's not making boundaries and rules about this stuff, but for right now, she's a winner in my book.

#momlife #lazysunday #ialsogavehimicecream #goodmom #badmom #whocares #hesnappingnow
Look at that sweet in, too!! @chaos_reigns_ink is an amazing artist if you are in the market!


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"Mam why did you just take away Hey duggee on your phone. I'm sitting in a beer garden, eating a tonne of chips with my fruit shoot , living my best life and you are interrupting me!"
That's right I don't care what anyone says sometimes you just need to get out for an hour to your local for the beigest plate of food ever. Ours thankfully has a huge pub garden so Charlie had a good stretch of his legs whilst Charlies dad and I sat down. He ate the biggest bowl of chips ever with some ketchup and drank a fruit shoot. He also had his tv programme on. Ahhh I can feel the villagers brandishing their pitch forks coming for us!!!! Sometimes being a 'bad mom' is actually good for everyone. If the day is not going to plan abandon the plans and the jobs and go be a little bit nawty and slobby. You deserve it!!!!
@myrockingkids @heyduggee
#toddler #badmom #toddlermeals #toddlerlife #toddlermealideas #toddlerdinner #toddlerlunch #chips #beigefood #parenting #parent #slobs #love #beergarden #toddlertea #momlife #instamum #motherhood #mumblogger


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Enough about Sal! Next kid! My Juju bear started 4th grade last week! (And I forgot to take pics) Thankful for teachers! 🙌 #jujustarts4thgrade #fourthgrader #latepost #badmom 🤷


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