I look cute but trust me I’m evil!! I wake mum and dad up during the night, banging on my puppy gate until they come out to get me... sometimes I can do this for hours and I don’t quit 😈
Then they cave and I get to come in bed with them, so I go to sleep, wriggle around some more, sometimes stand on there faces and lick the bed over and over. Oh and then I wake up 20 minutes before mums alarm every single day... like 445am!! And make her take me to the toilet. Then I come back and go peacefully to sleep but then mum and dad are rude and they get out of bed.
Any other pugs little assholes like me? Or maybe you can give my parents some tips on WTF they are meant to do with me.
Mum says I might get sent off to boarding school!!! Dunno what that is tho!! 👻