I don’t do bdays but every year I make an exception for one person: happy birthday Emma! You’re 14 which is really old and creepy cause you’re gonna go to school with me soon - YIKES! Honestly tho, you are like the best sister any guy could hope for - u are absolutely hysterical and so fun to be around but also someone I can seriously talk to and confide in. We have had so many adventures together, like the motorcycle pot guy, or I don’t f with u, MEDIC, don’t lisp when you’re talking about sex, lake scouting and not finding anything lol, getting lost on our way home on windy rancho Santa Fe roads, Shirley temple snatching, not getting blood on my car seat or even obsessing over the Fosters (#brallie) and Hamilton and Stranger Things and Riverdale (took a bad turn but it’ll recover I can feel it lol). Have an awesome day cause u deserve it and don’t get TOO crazy on the pole in the party bus!