Hoomie haff been late getting up dis morning. I be giffing her the silent treatment now till I figures out what to do. I haff been banging around me hays bowl too and still she sleeps. Yous just can’t get good staff dese days. Anybun haff suggestions on what to do wiff a useless hooman? I can’t toss her as she do knows my favourites food now and she be ferry good at massages, but she does need some training. Is der obedience training for der kind?