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"You are home to him. When he learns to walk, he will wobble a few feet away from you and then come back, then wobble away a little farther and then come back. When he tries something new, he will look for your proud smile. When he learns to read, he will repeat the same book to you twenty times in a row, because you’re the only one who will listen that many times. When he plays his sport, he will search for your face in the stands. When he is sick, he will call you. When he really messes up, he will call you. When he is grown and strong and tough and big and he feels like crying, he will come to you; because a man can cry in front of his mother without feeling self-conscious. Even when he grows up and has a new woman in his life and gets a new home, you are still his mother; home base, the ever constant, like the sun. Know that in your heart and everything else will fall into place."
My entire world. 💙
#boys #sons #myworld #pittsburghzoo #birthday #littleloves #perfect


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Because “fingering” and “repetitive motion” are now part of a graphic designers physical demands 😂 #cantmakethisshitup #dead


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When you’re trying to fish thinking “man there’s a lot of boats on the water today” then a plane lands and takes off. #cantmakethisshitup #didntcatchnothing

Blackwater River
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LEO DA VINCI — the original #RenaissanceMan. Last week one of his paintings that wasn't the Mona Lisa made a lot of money at auction. And in other stunning news: he was a huge fag.
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LEONARDO DA VINCI (1452 – 1519) was a celebrated polymath of the Italian Renaissance.

(Polymath means he could do a lot of cool shit really well that other people can’t do that well.)

One of his talents, however, was decidedly common: sodomy. (That's the biblical term for holy #buttsex.)

LEO may be famous now for his portraits of hot girls named Lisa, but his penchant for the boys was what first landed his name in the written record.

We first hear of LEO in Florence's legal records, because as a young man he was not once, but TWICE charged by the courts with #dopeassbuttsex aka sodomy.

He never got in trouble, though, because his fellow sodomites and -mizers came from noble families who could wave away pesky social norms with cash and titles. #THEDREAM

Besides, Florence was a flaming hotbed of flamers back in LEO’s day. To such an extent that other Italians referred to #dopebuttsex (sorry SODOMY*) as the ‘Florentine Vice.’

And the Ponte Vecchio, a cheesy-yet-charming tourist trap today, was Florence’s busiest gaybourhood back then. Just one street down lay a known gay watering hole that was literally called…wait for it…The Hole! (‘il buco’ in Italian). #cantmakethisshitup

But even though everyone was doing it, the authorities came to believe they had to do SOMEthing about their reputation as a city of faggotrons.

That’s why they invented a special court-ordered police force called the Office of the Night (good #branding), which was notorious for prosecuting thousands of alleged #Homos, charging them fines, and conveniently convicting very few.

So LEO wasn’t exactly a fish out of water – and scholars from Freud to today continue to debate whether he was actually gay, closeted&celibate, bi, or just asexual.

But you know what DOESN’T call for any debate? LEO's detailed sketches of anal sphincters — especially the one labeled with his fucking boyfriend's NAME. #youdecide

Some italian semi-gay restaurant/bar/cafe
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*Sitting here reading the lies* #CantMakeThisShitUp 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


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Day 2 of 7 days, 7 black and white images of your daily life. No humans, no explanations. Nominated by Casey Agan. I will challenge 7 friends to do the same. I nominate @jenn72085 💕


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This is another reason why I love the south, gotta love it. No one left behind. Help is on the way! #OA #OvereatersAnonymous #lmao #lol #cantMakeThisShitUp 😭😭😭


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Slightly used casket for sale... #stayclassysyracuse 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️


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This adjustable arc floor lamp attributed to Harvey Guzzini was one of the unexpected jaw dropping extras that was for sale by an 80 year old man returning to his birthplace in Germany. This impeccable lamp adjusts from 7’ to 10’ in length. #midcentury #midcenturymodern #midcenturymodernfurniture #midcenturystyle #midcenturydesign #midcenturydecor #midcenturylamp #moderndesign #moderndecor #modernlamp #interiordesign #interiordesigner #interiordesigns #interiordesigners #interiordesigning #arclamp #harveyguzzini #guzzini #cantmakethisshitup #personalcollection #estate #estatesale #estatesalefinds #jawdropper #drgoodwillhunting #midcenturycollective


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“Excuse me lady, please be careful while you hold the Cock and kiss it. It is fragile!!” ~ The Mexican Maître d’ #TheCockWillBeJustFine #Top3RightHere #CantMakeThisShitUp #MexicanAdventures #HBDTrisha #40IsGreatWhenYouLook28

The Royal Playa del Carmen
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So surreal that a chance meeting a few months back would bring me back to a city that I absolutely love & meet up with a powerhouse woman who truly gets and understands why I would pivot my business (and life) to ignite something bigger than me. And... yes... I find it extremely ironic that my meeting would be at Trump Tower. #cantmakethisshitup #fearless2017 #bethechange @wearefearlessnation


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JUST 1 GOOGAN MISHAP FROM YESTERDAY'S TRIP WITH THE FINALISTS FOR "GOOGANS OF THE YEAR" TROPHY ! Not a great picture but you can see what happened while taking photos of this SPINDLEBEAK. #cantmakethisshitup #googanmagnet #anotherdayattheoffice #lovethisjob

GooganSolutions
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Eastbound I-94 approaching Rawsonville Rd. at about 0315 this morning. Tried getting him on the CB, pulled up beside him and blew my air horn. Dude just dropped back behind me. My guess is he was planning on limping that bitch all the way to New Boston. God only knows how long his tires have been like that. There's no way he wasn't seeing the sparks in his side mirror.

Un-fucking-real. And people wonder why no one takes that company seriously. Dude was a fucking hazard, so put in a call to MSP.

#fuckinswifty #notsoswift #midnightrunshit #cantmakethisshitup #dumbassrookie #supertrucker #newbreedisthedumbbreed #swifttransportation #youdotraintheseidiots #right #questionmark #bearbait #dotfieldday #pissedofftrailermechanic #whatsafetydept

Willow Run Airport
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This set of Danish modern nesting tables is one of many amazing pieces I scored today. I’ll be posting several items over the next few days, all of which came from an 80 year old German man’s estate. He’s preparing to return home and, luckily for me, is selling the majority of his personal belongings. My jaw dropped when I first saw some of the unexpected items he had for sale..... #danish #danishmodern #danishfurniture #midcenturymodern #midcentury #midcenturystyle #midcenturytable #midcenturyfurniture #midcenturydecor #nestingtables #vintage #vintagefurniture #picker #picking #pickers #pickerslife #interior #interiordesign #interiordesigner #interiordesigners #interiordesigns #estatesale #estate #estatesalefinds #finderskeepers #cantmakethisshitup #midcenturycollective #drgoodwillhunting


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🤣 Soooo I just remembered I didn't tell you guys about how these guys probably saved my life. If you remember a couple weeks ago while I was in Dominican Republic on my insta story I mentioned how these guys came through big-time. Basically what happened was I was out and about in the middle of town with a friend and not only did we run out of gas, but we also had a flat tire. The police came along and if you never been to Dominican Republic, they carry shotguns. Normally I would have no reason to be nervous about anything but being American that knew very little to no Spanish it wasn't the best of situations as you can imagine. These guys got on their motorcycles and pushed our car about four or five miles down a pitch-black highway around 1 a.m. in the morning. scroll right ➡️➡️➡️to see the video it is some funny stuff. You have never lived until you going to a foreign country and almost get arrested. 🤣🤣 .
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#FLASHBACK #THROWBACK #travel #dominicanrepublic #dominica #puntacuna #travelgoals #funnystory #instastories #melanin #savedmylife #youwontbelievethis #motorcycle #bikers #wtf #goodpeople #livealittle #whynot #sunday #blog #vlog #instawow #cantmakethisshitup

Coco Bongo Punta Cana
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So this is how my night of #selfdiscovery ends: helping old ladies find their car and accommodations after "church" at 11:30 Saturday night in downtown Whale's Vag. #cantmakethisshitup #imbatman #112 #afterparty


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I think that sort of defeats the purpose 🤔🤔🤔 🇮🇳 #saftyfirst #india #cantmakethisshitup

Delhi
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When texting is just too much work. #millenials #lifeishard #cantmakethisshitup #getajob


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Turkeys. Are. A-holes. They decided to roost on fallen logs nearby. So much for a stealthy exit. #effturkeys #cantmakethisshitup #deerseason2017


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I met a clown tonight who is going to cut my hair next month. Siim wasn't as excited about the prospect of a clown cut. I will die for our sins...cut me, clown. #cantmakethisshitup


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