Debating on getting a new pet? Let’s see here.. 1. Do you like being woke up at random hours of the night to your toes being attacked? Get a cat.
2. Do you enjoy not being able to sit on your porch at night because the howling on the other side of your door may possibly wake your children? Get a cat.
3. Do you like sharing your fried chicken, Mac n cheese, salad, skittles, or protein shake? Perfect! Get a cat.
4. Do you like when your trying to do dishes but have to keep pealing serrated claws off of your jeans and and out of your legs because your darling animal is climbing up your leg? Get a cat!
5. Do you enjoy having to double check your washer before you close the lid and start it because you walked away for a split second to check your child? This is so you don’t run your precious pet through the wash cycle. Get a cat!
Still with me? Let’s continue.. 6. Do you enjoy your messy bun/pony tail or anything on your head becoming a toy while your trying to enjoy a movie? Get a cat.
7. Sharing the shower?? Obviously required if you get a cat.
8. Stealing your child’s binkies and hiding them in an unknown location? (Still can’t find them.) Get a cat! 9. What about when your sofa becomes a personal dirt track and your pet does laps upon laps through the house, across the sofa (and you, with claws!) Get a cat!
10. If you want an animal that identifies itself as a dog as well as a cat, get a cat!
11. But most importantly, the real question. Are you ready to give up your privacy to the porcelain throne?? If so, get a friggen cat!!!
If you answered no to ANY of these simple questions.. you should definitely AVOID getting a feline! I would advise a turtle, or a rabbit. Screw it, get a pet rock. Your safe there. But if you somehow decide you want a cat still... I have one that meets everything on this list. His name is Catrick Swayze and he’s the most adorable demon you’ll ever meet. #catsofinstagram #catrickswayze #getacat #siamese #catdog #catsareassholes #toemonster #noprivacy #illgetoverit #lovemycat #catlover #catloverclub #whoamikidding #mycatisthedevil