Being a good tourist checklist=
*Always carry a camera.
*Be slightly lost (pretend not to be.)
*Wear only ugly shirts making you look German
*Be sweaty in every picture
*Be arrogant and insist speaking the native language as if you know it, even if you clearly don't and it pisses most people off hearing it.
*Be constantly tipsy, it embraces your shitty personality.
*Always wear shades. Especially when you get sunburnt.
*Take selfies everywhere. People will admire your confidence. Preferably in a crowded area, main Street, and every tourist area. Only whilst extremely busy though, you don't want to look lonely and lame in the pictures.
*Always smile in the pictures. People need to know how happy you are doing whatever the fuck you're doing. Nobody appreciates depression. Dah.
Good luck !