2 weeks prior, I'm with my cousin and he tell me they pulling up for Thanksgiving, my step mom bout to cook the food. I tell him straight up, don't come. We've been eating lunchables and microwave food since my pops been with her. He thought I was lying. Thanksgiving come and we look at the food. Shit worse than lunch food. Hella family pulling up from both sides. Everybody looking at the food suspect and struggling. We get to a prayer and a cousin from my step mom side decide to take the prayer, he praying all of a sudden he asked God "why you let this lady cook this trash was food lord" I swear I heard everybody say Amen. I was apart of them, he then continue thanking the Lord, at the end he said "just don't let us die to this food". We all get our plates and the kids cry instantly, they ain't even eat it yet. This shit is a disaster. Grandma in the cut eating and all of a sudden have a heart attack. Another cousin take a bite and bruh passed out instantly. The shit turns insane, I eat a piece of fried chicken and almost had a seizure. All of a sudden I see bodies dropping left and right. The food killing niggas. I had to leave fam but my vision was getting blurry, out the corner of my eye. I see my step mom. But then I see the door closer. It's either her or the door. Fuck I made my decision. I hit her with a flying kick straight to the throat. I ran to the door and made it out the house. I called my mom's and ate at my mom side of the crib. Moral of the story, if you a black woman and can't cook fried chicken. You deserve cancer.
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