Just a week after being found guilty of first degree murder in the Icarus case, The Sun repeated his 93 million mile journey to the courtroom, this time being accused of 1.7 billion charges of involuntary manslaughter via melanoma. But while the courthouse is overflowing with loved ones looking for justice, The Sun’s attitude hasn’t changed much.
After the prosecution gave an emotional opening statement, The Sun loudly muttered, “JEEZ IS IT HOT IN HERE OR JUST ME.” Then only twelve minutes into the trial, The Sun knocked over His water; blurted, “THIS SHOW JUST BEEN CANCERED;” and drunkenly floated up through the ceiling. While He did return ten minutes later, it was seemingly just to show everyone a bag of Panda Express food and shout, “I LOVE YOUR ASIAN FUSION REACTIONS GET IT,” before once again flitting off to His room at the Motel 6.
His body might technically be heavenly, but his disposition is downright hellish, and unfortunately for Lady Justice, it appears The Sun’s set in his ways.
Written by Rob Bond @r0b0nd7
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