Year 2 Day 14: So... mom likes to play this game called “I have to go to work.” She does it everyday. It’s pretty annoying, let’s be honest. By far my least favorite game.
Yesterday she had the nerve to come back smelling like a PUPPY. A puppy! Girl, if I can’t go to work with you then you BEST not be playing with other dogs while you’re away.
So. I tore up her room today to remind her where her loyalties lie.
P.s. I’m literally standing on her chest in this photo in a foot of snow because I reign supreme.