"Ahh geez, Rick. We sure do have a bunch of Speak No Morty pins left. Maybe we should, I don't know, put them on sale or something?"
"No one's going to buy your stupid face just because it's on sale, Morty."
"No way Rick, I'm going to put myself on sale and there's nothing you can do about it!"
"Ok Morty. Just watch. No one *blarrp* cares."