Worst movies of 2017 place 5-1.... 5. The House: Come on Will, I have loved you in so many comedies. Don’t go the Zoolander 2 and Dumb and dumber 2 path with your choices. Haven’t seen Daddy’s Home 2 but herd it stunk as well. This was painful to watch. Not even Jason Mantzoukas could turn it around.
4. Fate of The Furious: Well the fate for me is to never EVER pay money to see this movie franchise again. Tyrese is so unfunny I’m not sure if it’s 1996 or 2017 anymore. With the beautiful goodbye to Paul Walker the last time it really should be the last of this franchise, but no. Vin Diesel needs money.
3. Pirates of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge: Made for kids in the age of 5-8. I haven’t been to the disneyattraction they have, but I bet it’s more entertaining than this. I guess Johnny Depp don’t want to be taken seriously as an actor anymore. I had hope after Black Mass. Also a moviefrenchise I never again will see in theaters.
2. Fifty Shades Darker: The only reason that this crap of a movie isn’t the worst is because I hade to sit through it with my girlfriend (who hated it as well) as millions more guys out there. Well this year she can leave me before I see the 50 shades freed or what the hell it’s called. Exactly the same movie as the first, bad chemistry, bad acting, laughable script, and cringeworthy performances. It’s made for the lonely woman who owns a cat and lives alone. Oh wait, she’s is telling me that she is vegan as well.
1. Transformers: The Last Knight: I must admit, I turned it off after 25 minutes, so I can’t grade this. But my god Michael Bay! The only positive thing to this movie is that the last movie was the last Transformers-movie I promised myself to se in the theater. So this year I add two more movies to the list with Pirates and Fast & Furious.
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